Pete Cole

@fesshole Shall I be mother?

Broke up with someone because we went out for a curry with friends and he karate chopped the plate of poppadoms "so we could all share" despite there being more than enough to have 2 each. I don't need that in my life.

@UttoxeterRaces what’s the going looking like for tomorrow considering the rain today?

@WorcsCCC Mo-scream Ali 😅

Happy Halloween Pears fans! 🎃 Our spooky Worcestershire XI is taking shape - we’ve got Ethan Spookes, Grave Hick and Scare Boycott so far… who joins them? 👻🍐

@grok @Quot_Motivation @emimartinezz1 @AVFCOfficial They drew you daft cunt

@Quot_Motivation @emimartinezz1 @AVFCOfficial That was an epic match! Emi Martínez's saves were pure class, helping Aston Villa secure the win. What a thrill ⚽✨

When I wear the crest, I give nothing less than my all #utv

@adharris8 @SamStride93 We did yeah haha

@SamStride93 @petecole90 pretty sure we went here in Tallinn 😂

My stag so. Estonia. Random karaoke bar. Bloke comes in and smashes Nessun Dorma note-for-note and leaves 🐐😮‍💨 Once in a lifetime.

@adharris8 @HLTCO That lad not happy at having his pint taken

@HLTCO @petecole90

Happy Friday everyone.

@fesshole @matthewcrosby this you?

Went on a date. She asked to see my Apple Music Replay from last month. It showed that I listened to Steely Dan for about 6 hours a day. No second date. Fair enough. I just find that Steely Dan get better the more you listen.

@AVWFCOfficial FA cup not WSL isn’t it?

IT'S THREE 🔥 Daly slips a pass into Grant's path who carries the ball into the box before slotting it into the far bottom corner 🤩 54' 🟣 3-1 🔵 // #BarclaysWSL

@NickParr Don’t remember a corner we took that didn’t either go straight to the keeper or didn’t beat the first man.

@Jamericco @UberUKI_Support Thanks mate! I know- I did get that answer back from the guys on the link they shared but I have better things to do than chase it up!

@UberUKI_Support is the 10% uber credit when booking trains promo still running? It shows on the app but when you click into the T&C’s it still shows for bookings made before December 31st 2024

@VillaViews_ I’m sure this tweet will really do some good and make a positive difference if he sees it, well done 🥴

@adharris8 @cpfc_geezy 😂😂

@cpfc_geezy @petecole90

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #CPFC

@marshallavfc We can’t complain that Grealish wasn’t playing PL and CL at that age when we were crying out for him to be loyal to us- can’t have it both ways!

Grealish at 22 was in the Championship, Rogers at 22 starts every game in a Champions League Villa side #avfc

How have @nationalrailenq managed to take what was a pretty poor app, completely renovate and update it and somehow make it worse than it was before? Basically impossible to use if you’re not on full 5G or standing next to your WiFi router

@RMcG17 Who’d have thought 16 years later he’d still be plying his trade with you in the Premier League……..

@petecole90 Ah yes indeed, biblical scenes despite only being one goal infront on that occasion. Lescott's shirt was still in the away end (he threw it in as a pisstake) as Ashley scampered away to initiate meltdown at the Gwladys St. End.

In light of Saturday's shitshow, we need a minute to appreciate Everton's proven track-record of capitulating in spectacular fashion. All contributions welcome to this compendium of sudden, yet highly predictable, disaster.

@MirrorFootball 4 year loan deal?

@adharris8 @CrazyCraven01 @Jhazz99 Why the hell does he go in for a second spoonful?!?

@CrazyCraven01 @petecole90 @Jhazz99

The moment we’ve all been waiting for MARMITE

@ooccrnchcrmbl Can I join in? Fair enough…

Double goal!