Georgia Southwood

@ASOS #ASOSTreatMe the message says ‘ASOS got you’. Really need you today ASOS!

@MDM_EN hi team, my order arrived while I wasn’t home and was left outside, so I wasn’t able to tell the delivery person that the mirror was smashed to pieces. I’ve tried to fill in the forms on your website but none of them work. Can I get a replacement please?

@plusnethelp no reply to this? Please help.

@plusnethelp hi team. My contract is due to run out next month, but I don’t want to renew it for 18 months. Can I keep it rolling for the next few months while we’re in lockdown and working from home? Thanks

@GWRHelp Thanks @GWRHelp can I upgrade even though our tickets are for a different train?

@petitegalloise Hi Georgia, you may indeed do so, although the seat reservation will not carry-over. Kind regards, Tom.

Hi @GWRHelp we’ve got an advanced ticket for a cancelled train Paddington to Newport today, can we use it on another train instead?

Really @blacks_online ?! Why accept my order 5 days ago then realise you don’t have the right stock? This is a Christmas present that I probably won’t get chance to reorder.

PSA: You never need to add “experience” to a thing #ArtandCopySafari

@ASOS HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY #ASOSBlackFriday

@cathaypacific hi team, my flight was delayed during the typhoon in Japan. For insurance purposes, I need confirmation from you on why it was delayed. What's the best way for me to get this please? thanks

@KyleSinckler @EnglandRugby @rugbyworldcup Me or @Kara_Nixon11 ?!?

Gutted the game’s off, especially for the fans. Anyway, tag an @EnglandRugby fan who’s travelled to Japan and I’ll pick one to sort out with some of my #RWC2019 stash #Hagibis

Things Boris Johnson has lost this week: - 22 MPs - Parliamentary majority - Three votes on no deal Brexit - One vote for a general election - His favourite pair of shoes (thanks Dilyn) - Credibility

Having a child shouldn’t hamper a woman’s longer-term ability to earn. To help parents better balance work and care , we’re investing £6 billion per year on childcare support and working with employers to promote their parental leave policies: gov.uk/government/pub…

Not my usual twitter material, but couldn't resist ❤️

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This is hilarious. 19. Do the cats only listen to show tunes, or do they enjoy other musical genres and stylings?

"Key messages don’t make a tone of voice. Good designers wouldn’t plaster pictures of people doing yoga everywhere for a wellbeing brand. They’d think about the visual cues that could get that idea across more subtly. Tone of voice should do the same." designweek.co.uk/issues/15-21-j…

Write more like you speak. "It's not as if anyone talks like the Ocado statement in real life. I heard the company’s chief executive speaking comprehensible English on the BBC Radio 4 Today programme last week." Corporate jargon gets us nowhere. ft.com/content/1ec9e4…

@O2Islington really disappointed to be treated like a person who wanted trouble at my friend’s hen party at @ClubDeFromage your bouncers seemed to want a fight no matter the problem (the problem was they threw the bride off the stage). A sad end to the night.

On my way to a wedding in Kemble and @GWRHelp cancels the train. The next wouldn’t get us there on time so on the way to Swindon - what should we do?!