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Shohei Ohtani singled and scored, hit a grand slam, and then struck out three times as the Los Angeles Angels lost to the Tampa Bay Rays, 9-6, and saw their playoff chances drop to just about zero.

@Jared_Tims This was the best pitching performance I’ve seen by an angel in a decade. Dude was nails.

Have a night Jose! Have a freaking night!

@oksparrow_ Whole lot of grit

That was a great win

According to @SportsInfo_SIS, Jo Adell is the first player to rob three home runs in a game, since tracking began in 2004. No team had recorded three robberies in one game in that span as well.

MIKE TROUT IS BACK AND THE ANGELS WIN OPENING DAY WHAT A DAY #LightTheHalo #angelsbaseball

Hello Twitter family I have an extra ps5 that I am selling for 600$ it is the disc edition (I am keeping the Xbox lol) and I can ship it to you just shoot me a dm ❤️

6,800 retweets and Zac will do mayo socks

QUINN HUGHES OT WINNER USA TO THE SEMIS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Honoring the life and legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. #MLKDay2026

@Barstoolhuskies What did your QB do this game?

Dante Moore coming back to Oregon for another season is the best news I’ve heard all year!

@WestCoastCFB It implies Dante is back more than anything

This would imply that Dante Moore is likely to leave which would be expected given that he is projected as the #2 pick

Gg

Good game Indiana hard found first 15 seconds

Natty bound 2027!

@_DearOldState Cope harder

The barely beat Penn State Semifinal Bowl

@SleeperAngels 30

FILL IN THE BLANK: The Angels have a top __ rotation in the MLB. Yusei Kikuchi José Soriano Reid Detmers Grayson Rodriguez Caden Dana Alex Manoah

@redraiderman1 You’re insufferable aren’t you

Indiana congrats on winning the national championship!

@Barstoolhuskies UW is so broken even their spellcheck is busted

Dan Lanning is trying his hardes to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

@HuskiesJack Ouch this aged like milk

30 minutes til Oregon gets eliminated from the playoffs