Tour Golf (not PGA Tour)

President Trump revealed to Fox News that Tiger Woods will attend the Masters this year, but not play. His odds to tee off are 25%. His odds to ask President Trump for a ride are much higher.

Jason Kelce will be an on-course reporter at Augusta for The Masters Par 3 contest, where he’ll be interviewing players and their families. Thoughts?

New details from Tiger’s accident have emerged: Tiger Woods told police he was distracted by both his phone and radio when the crash occurred. He said he glanced at his phone as the car ahead slowed down, contributing to the rollover accident. Officers described him as lethargic, slow-moving, and sweating heavily at the scene. Police found two hydrocodone pills in his pocket; Woods said he “takes a few” prescription medications. Authorities noted his eyes were bloodshot, glassy, and extremely dilated.

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“I personally thought it sucked. I hated the video out of you and I hated the video out of Dan Rapaport” -@FrankieBorrelli

@KFCBarstool Stupid take. Find Christ.

I sincerely hope someone is watching Jaden Ivey. That has tragic ending written all over it if that goes unchecked

“If Tiger had a professional driver, he would have 25 or 30 majors.” Wtf 😂

@RiggsBarstool Panic backtrack here

I feel a lot of frustration towards Tiger Woods & the decisions he continues to make & I think he deserves to be punished for putting people in danger. I also feel a lot of empathy towards the man & hope he gets help in getting better through a low point.

@Buckley376 Exactly

@PGATUOR So no more Bulls hit.

We have boycotted the Chicago Bulls.

Love to see it 💯

Genius 💯 (Via TT / tomjstewart)

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Horrible look for the NBA.

One of the best Masters commercials 💯

@CollinRugg @beyondgolf1234 He’s too good for them

BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are waiving Jaden Ivey after he spoke out against the NBA for promoting 'Pride Month' and unrighteousness, according to ESPN. Ivey recently announced that he was alive in Christ. "They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.'" "They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness." He said nothing wrong.

@ProGolfCritic Awful take

I guess I have to be the bad guy (again). I like Gary Woodland & I’m happy for him. BUT it’s not like he had to beat the 2 best players on his tour to win this. He beat Sam Stevens, Johnny Keefer, Paul Waring & the less good Hojgaard twin.

Tiger Woods allegedly will not be hiring a driver, due to privacy concerns.

Finally a decent take from someone at Barstool regarding the Tiger incident.

President Trump 🤝 Gary Woodland

When you make a long birdie putt and your playing partner is walking near you: