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@LisaMoorish Obviously she's not found the private members: Powder room YET !!

I am SO HERE for Hannah grassing up the alcoholic MPs drinking on the job, who've all outed themselves today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So #GMB spent their entire interview with @ZackPolanski asking him about policies that aren't Green party policy & aren't in the manifesto for Mays elections, along with a story from the scum about Zack before he was a politician Zack: "This is why people hate the media" 🎯

@WebUndefeated That's getting a clear coat 💋💋 & the kids are grounded until it's paid off 😳

I’d never wash that car again

Do you know Jenny’s number?😂

@David__Osland You could clear the national DEBT if we decriminalesd & taxed it 😎

At least 30% - and on some estimates over 50% - of British adults have smoked cannabis at least once in their lives. Any law that criminalises most of the population is obviously nonsense.

🚨OH - MY - GOD!!! Trump has a total MELTDOWN and loses his freaking mind live on 60 Minutes. He literally shouts: "I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE." "I’M NOT A RAPIST." "YOU’RE A DISGRACE." Trump snapped when the reporter read part of the shooter’s manifesto, but here’s the thing: SHE NEVER SAID IT WAS TRUMP. This is a total DISASTER.

So @Ofcom ban this video of hideous quotes by Farage and Reform but allow the same politicians to effectively have their own TV Channel to spout racist hate and dangerous conspiracy theories. This is not normal.

"Janiri" 💀

@Angelsfeartogo So the prick sold out his own Country he served in ... Stupidity has no bounds 🧐

Well done to helping NHS to its death.

🚨NEW: Zohran Mamdani has forced negligent landlords to pay over $34 million in repairs for NYC tenants. More than 6,000 apartments have been improved so far.

@stylist_que_2 Your #pedolf @POTUS is a child murderer

Do you support Newsom continuing to insult Trump even though he is insulting the President of the United States? Yes-Or-No

@Mollyploofkins Cough cough cough ing ... UK to smash the 2hr barrier FFS

Sabastian Sawe wins the London Marathon and becomes the first human in history to run a legal marathon in under 2 hours (1:59:30)

@JTCymru 😕

Decided to grow my arms a bit more and then get a sleeve tattoo

Don't worry guys, she saved the president again She's fucking unstoppable

@Suzierizzo1 😆 🤣 😂 Apparently you sent some people to Moon & got a Better signal

They literally cut the Fox News reporter off when she was talking about Karoline Leavitt’s husband warning her to be safe with a strait face.They told too many people about it to keep it from not being exposed.

@tweettruth2me Your #pedolf @POTUS is a CUnt

It’s unusual to have 1 attempted assassination of a President, but 3 is almost too hard to believe. What is going on?

@mjfree Send the #pedolf lover there ....

❤️ if you want King Charles to cancel his White House visit

A 77-year-old Ukrainian grandmother fleeing the war was spotted by a drone while walking alone under fire. They sent a UGV to rescue her. To avoid frightening her, the ground robot was covered with a blanket bearing the message: "Grandma, get on."

Opps .... yet we can get a perfect signal to the moon 🌙