Bald Pineapple

@DrRitaDed Oh come on, that’s ridiculous. It should be 110% at least.

Here's an idea. Tax the rich. Anyone earning over 180k per year should get taxed at 100% No one needs to be earning that much. Redistribute the wealth.

@CartNarcs ‘That’s a double negative ma’am’ 😂

If someone's dog poops on your lawn, putting it on your neighbor's lawn doesn't make it better. Hoodies: CartNarcs.com

@NoContextBrits Anyone who chooses anything other than chips and donner needs their hard drive checked.

What are you going for?

@k31ler @NoContextBrits

@NoContextBrits what in the actual fuck is this abomination

@FreddysElmSt @SamaHoole 6 double cheese burgers £14.94

@SamaHoole How do you get 12 patties (w/ cheese) for £14.50?

McDonald's is a perfectly acceptable carnivore option. Twelve beef patties. No bun. No fries. No Coke. The patties are not cooked in seed oils. There are no additives in the beef. It is beef. Yes, it costs £14.50. No, you don't need to forage it from a heritage breed Herefordshire farm to earn the health benefits. The carnivore diet works at McDonald's. This is a feature, not a problem.

@AdamKinzinger @NRCC

@NRCC Some would say he’s our messiah!!!

Before President Trump, our country was in crisis: Inflation, chaos, an invasion Trump & Republicans will always stand with the American worker. This Tax Week: Lower taxes. Better jobs. Bigger paychecks.

@Viralvid_89 Dear Amazon Customer, We’re really sorry but delivery of you order has been delayed. Unfortunately it was squashed when one of our less agreeable team members fell on it while he was being forcibly removed from our warehouse by Police Officers…

Amazon Employee Makes His Day 10X Worse After Getting Fired.. 1/2.

@DaftLimmy Pac-Man. Atari 2600.

I don't know. I was born in 1974, so it was probably Space Invaders or something. But I cannae remember. Can anybody truly remember the first game they played? I think most of the replies are lying, or that they're simply taking a guess. God bless.

@laurennUTD @asda This country continues to get shitter by the day.

Going to need @asda to confirm or deny the rumours that the create your own pizza counters are going from all stores

Rhubarb pie, anyone?

@doris_from Careful, you nearly took my eye out

Tweeting to you on full fibre!

@MrsLD10 Being an adult sucks

Paid £425 this week to get this stupid bloody light fixed ...... Few days later it's back on!!!!..... I give up being an adult ... I give up on everything around me breaking, problem after problems 😢😭 #Problems #Broke #adulting

@Andy90472767640 @bagshaw2112 @ITV Probably ex rich guy now

@pineapple_bald @bagshaw2112 @ITV You mean rich guy 😅

OMG what would you have done. This programme #goldenballs was fantastic .. why did it go? Brilliant TV . I remember watching this … @ITV

@ZackPolanski This you?

If there's one thing that will be guaranteed to cause people who protect the wealth and power of the super rich - it's people having a great time. I present to you Trafalgar Square today which was beautiful and alive and buzzing with just that. 💚😍

@JohnCon72636524 Westminster’s fault

@XWorldCuisines I’ll have a bit from the middle please.

Big Breakfast, Little Time, Big Loaf, Little Grind 🎥adoseofcooking I IG

@celtic_jaime A good roll completely ruined by herbs and beans.

That’s what I call a Breakfast Roll 😋

@doris_from Just watch a YouTube video and do it yourself. Film yourself doing it (one handed) and upload to earn back the cost of the bricks. Total cost - free. You’re welcome.

Right. Asked before but need sensible answer. How much for materials and labour to replace/rebuild 60ft of double skin garden wall? 16 courses above ground. London stocks.

@AvonandsomerRob I like how they always get one of them to explain in very simple terms what’s happening in the clip they are watching, for the benefit of the low IQ audience.

Do you think Gogglebox is mostly scripted and the viewers are advised on what to say about the programmes they are watching?