PLAINTHOUGHTS

@thatniggarhodes I dey die for this CS😭😭

Told this girl I’m going through my monthly sperm cramps and all she could say was “sorry” 😭 No care package, no stress relief funds… nothing. I hate unintentional women.

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Who join cult get peace of mind pass who dey date broke woman.

Don’t let your girlfriend stop you from meeting your wife. You’re single until you marry.

This babe wants a small wedding and I told her I want my dream wedding and to be a Bella Naija Groom. She is asking me how much I would contribute. It only costs N100m. Why would she be asking how much I would contribute when she knows I dont have money. I'm thinking of leaving

@MyPasspoint Africa is no longer catching up, we’re setting the pace. Passpoint isn’t just part of the story, it’s part of the shift. 🔥

The world already knows Africa creates. Now it's learning that Africa builds. Not adapting to global systems but building the systems the world needs. Passpoint is part of that story. 🔥

@Truecaller_ng Yes! They can always bank on me.

I’ll go scriptural penultimately. But let me start with saying that this is just insecurity manifesting itself. A car has only one function - to take you from point A to point B. While some cars are luxurious and show class, and people respect you for it, you can’t rely on a car

a poor country with so many rich politicians and religious leaders is an extremely corrupt country.

@Miss_gift1 @DanielRegha Please categorise your father into this , and leave us alone.

You (Tacha) have a father that is a man, and flaunted a mystery man one time u went abroad but quickly came back. U associate with male colleagues in the industry all the time, and when u did ur GWR attempt a lot of men were working with u. Don't forget u were also speaking about men paying the bills for women in a restaurant upon meeting the first time and insisted that a man pays ur bills at the club before approaching u. Let's stop here for now. If all men are either assaulters or have harassed a lady according to ur thinking, that means u are also pointing fingers at your family members and friends, and even your maybe lover. You see why it's good to have w'sdom. The problem is that u type way faster before u th'nk.

@cagiago_ No go find Eba chop

The most embarrassing tonight isn’t even us losing 2-0, it’s United fans who are City’s biggest local rivals celebrating as if they’ve won the Carabao Cup too, what a sad sad institution and mentally disturbed fans

@Odumodublvck_ No go find Eba chop.

NA CUP WEY DEM TAKE DEY DRINK LIPTON NA HIM UNA WANT MAKE MY BOYS DIE FOR NA THAT PREMIER LEAGUE WE DEY FIND

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@playbeta_hq Miroslav Klose of Germany.

@Truecaller_ng Family CTOs loading… everybody go protect your people now 😄

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@MyPasspoint No banks, no stress… just innovation doing its thing

Africa didn't wait for banks. It built its own rails. And now Passpoint connects all of them — M-Pesa, Airtel Money, bank transfers, wallets — through one API. No detours. No dollar tax. Just money moving the way it should. 🚀

@Truecaller_ng My mom knows better now since I hinted her.

Would your mum fall for this?