You can't stop STAT!!

i speak for EVERYONE when i say that we need fortbytes for OG Season 9

SIGN DANI LUNA

i need dani luna vs willow nightingale for the tbs title on my desk by collision

Willow Nightingale vs Kris Statlander AEW All Out 2024 (9/7/2024) Chicago Street Fight 🎧 - “W.I.G.T.S." by S.Maharba

I always stop and I’m very kind to my fans. Yesterday was my birthday and I was honestly having a really bad day. Even so, I politely asked for understanding, and many people respected that. But you followed me for a long time, saying hurtful things and making me feel uncomfortable. I told you no multiple times, and you kept following me and recording. And now you’re posting this on social media. It’s sad to see people like you call themselves fans….

@NyxieFen 😮 I'm a huge fan, Mr Boots

@planetstat Yes actually

Whenever it starts getting warm and sunny outside I have to sit on my rock. I’m basically a lizard

Put some respect on Mark Davis's name!!! He's been an absolute stud for AEW in 2026!!

@asukascity And if I said Jamie should then also win that 1v1? 🤔

Jamie Hayter should pin Thekla so we can see them 1v1 for the title

@NyxieFen Kris is a winner in my heart 😌

@planetstat Second winner is just first loser in this household

Never mind she got second place

@baysha6741 I acknowledge you, Sammy 🙏

acknowledge me ……

book the women’s division properly

@NyxieFen Generational stream..Kris should start streaming tbh

Kris Statlander is the Jackbox goat icl

“Kiss a woman consensually, kick a man non-consensually” —Kris Statlander

5 years ago today, Kris Statlander made one of the greatest returns in AEW history... BY POPPING OUT OF A CLAW MACHINE.

@baysha6741 We all do

@planetstat i miss her

mercedes lovers united

@NyxieFen Fair enough

@planetstat Cause I wanted to

Sent three oomfs a video of me humping my pillow yesterday I am genuinely cooked in the future