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@killdozerkitty lmk if you figure it out lol

@sadishradishcat @garvvee it's transferrable! some of the categorical statistics literature (Structured Probabilistic Reasoning & Entropy and Diversity) is lowkirkenuinely really insightful

@ponensmodermode @garvvee Data analysis yes but sadly we don't use any alg/cat theory/topo

everyone tells me to move to nyc but nobody says hey garvy here’s a math job in nyc also im a hot guy that wants to marry you

specifically students or gay people in Cambridge

Surely the first step of serendipitymaxxing is being cute, what should I wear to get people to talk to me (but not only about sex)?

@sadishradishcat @garvvee what do you do? can I help with algebra or (applied) category theory or topology or something? maybe topological data analysis...

@ponensmodermode @garvvee Hello :3

@elletwocache @garvvee how does one become a quant😭everyone says it's the way but like specifically what do I do

@garvvee happy to refer a friend to the wide world of quantitative trading

@sadishradishcat @garvvee omg heyyyy

@garvvee We're hiring for research positions and do referrals. Also hi :3 please peruse my wifepoasting game

I actually own a MBTA commuter rail umbrella, bought it off some random guy with it in north end for 20 bucks. Literally just said "sick umbrella, I'll give YA 20 for it!" and bro said yes

Found on a lightpost near porter. I love u Somerville....

@synthetican1mal Claude would probably love to talk about cocaethylene if she was flesh...

theyre saying its the best idea ever folks

Boston, not like the others in spring...

Put random guy I met on the train on to the show about meeting random people and having adventures in the city (How To with John Wilson)

Time Dilation kind of makes the whole “datacenters in space” idea more fun. Technically…something like a GPS Block III CPU runs an extra ~7,000 clock cycles per day compared to the same machine on earth. Extend this to the extreme, and you get the whole subfield of CS+physics called relativistic hypercompuation. There’s some (fun?) papers that allow you to solve the halting problem by placing yourself dangerously close to a black hole…while your computer safely computes for ~infinite-ish amounts of time. One of the better papers on this field appears to be: "Relativistic computers and the Turing barrier" (Németi & Dávid 2006) (sadly, the maximum speedup just escaping earths gravity well is something like 1 x 10 ^ (-10), so yeah the blackhole thing is kinda necessary)

Boston they could never make me hate you

@MariGO2thepolls @RyanRadia x.com/i/status/19777… it's pretty comparable to the longest DC metro escalators, and none of those have disembodied hand sculptures on the guardrails

@MariGO2thepolls @RyanRadia porter square is pretty good! a lot of the boston metro (kinda seems like second-rate DC) but historically I think it was the opposite

What are universal things DC residence claim are unique to DC the way New Yorkers due for bodegas or sandwiches?

like and rt to make kimchicel an honorary coastal elite! if this gets 5 likes we can summon a hut in vermont!

HOLY FUCK NEED

NOT Fuentes, I want something that could only be discovered by actually asking people who they listen to. Not necessarily offline, but no more online than the median american. I want an antimemetic pundit, ideally

what can I inject into my brain to better understand the mind of the median trump voter? I want to see if my colonial degree of paternalism about republicans is accurate or if i should potentially tone it down a little bit