you played yourself preshy ✨

Tonight we are going out to celebrate one of my best friends—the catch—all 20 of us will be dressed up as an elementary school photo of him. Planned by his wife.

I really hate when you get home and your @raisingcanes is messed up. Nothing crispy, forgot my toast, just insane to pay what you pay and to not get what you paid for.

Live reaction of my after watching this episode of the pitt. #ThePitt

Everyone always calling Gizelle a hater but she’s been right a lot 🤭 #RHOP

@UberEats is the worst food service app of them all. My food came cold as hell and they said 🤷🏾‍♀️ That’s after paying priority to get it here first because if you don’t there’s is ALWAYS some order in front of yours that’s 15 minutes away. TRASH COMPANY

when my boss asks why i haven’t gotten any work done today and i have to tell him the wnba commissioner is ruining my life

Glad this movie is getting its proper recognition because it’s entertaining af lol!

I need Megan and Haley together, like forever 😭 #TheUltimatumQueerLove

GIRLS, GAYS, & THEYS, ASSEMBLE 🏳️‍🌈

I just got the saddest chicken strip basket from @DairQueen. It had like a handful of fries, toast it burnt, and my Sprite was flat. I’m still gonna support them tho 😭

🚨 BEYONCÉ

The aunties ate some of the youngins up

i’m gonna brittany spears shave my head bald if my damn upstairs neighbors don’t stop slamming shit and stomping around at 11:30 PM. I really hope they have the day they deserve tomorrow.

When I put “😬” this is what I mean

Thank you, Coach Pop, for your brilliance on and off the court. We look forward to our next chapter together.

Wunmi Mosaku stuns for Schön! Magazine 📸: Camraface

“WE DONT HAVE ANYMORE TIME, MINE WAS ALWAYS BORROWED” I NEED A SECOND #911onABC

Ryan Murphy has ruined my life multiple times?!??? Like decades apart???!! HE WILL BE DEALT WITH.