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prof. procrastinator

@profprocrastin5

pls go follow @lladybugz and @meatloafyyy and support them. they both need bills to be paid and clothes delivered.

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ChaosInsanist@SkyInsanist·
@emmamurabito I'd accuse you of ai but damn that's even worse than having no one at all. yikes
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jenn melon
jenn melon@jennmelondies·
im lowkey a threat to the chicago pokemon community
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Mya ♡
Mya ♡@myaxlana·
@P0PSKI all my bills paid dont gotta tell me nun
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ewedu
ewedu@P0PSKI·
Your parents looking at you still living in their house at the age of 25
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L21saac
L21saac@L21saac·
This Marvel Rivals drama is so mid and being dragged for so long like … shit wasn’t even that crazy 😭 wut is going on
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Akash
Akash@immortaldemonxx·
@WhizkasDeAwa @L21saac ah so this is another one of her dumbass friends trying to save her.
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erina ౨ৎ
erina ౨ৎ@ereinari·
@L21saac kicking someone out for wanting to pay off their college and bullying him for no apparent reason other than that didnt make ppl too happy
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HIDEO_KOJIMA
HIDEO_KOJIMA@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN·
I’d been waiting a long time for the Japanese theatrical release of “Cuckoo” (2024), the horror film starring Hunter Schafer, but it suddenly came straight onto Amazon Prime. So I watched it under its Japanese title, “Kakkō.” The film seems to play on both the slang meaning and the biology of cuckoos, echoing the idea of “cuckoo’s nest.” As this is director Tilman Singer’s second feature, and with NEON, it was never going to be straightforward. It turned out to be a very strange film. I went in completely blind, and it felt fresh in the same way those unfamiliar Italian or Spanish horror films I secretly watched on late-night TV as a kid. There were moments I genuinely found scary too. It’s an off-beat horror that mixes a wide range of elements and themes. And since one of my favorites, Jessica Henwick makes a brief appearance, I enjoyed it all the more.
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Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈
Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈@brookstweetz·
It’s honestly wild studios give this guy so much access after those insane messages leaked
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Tally
Tally@ZippoZi32572278·
@BrandonDavisBD @TF3100 you're so full of shit, you also cheated on your wife with a highschooler in your 30's, i have no respect for you at all
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Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis@BrandonDavisBD·
this isn’t true
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Daniel Richtman
Daniel Richtman@DanielRPK·
Fantastic Four First Steps concept art shows Shalla Bal with Anya Taylor Joy in the role. Remember I scooped she was the one they wanted? ☺️
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Zach
Zach@_znk11·
@DanielRPK This is literally still Julie Garner lmao
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savahanna
savahanna@shemustbolt__·
wait why is shalla bal giving anya taylor joy here 🤭
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prof. procrastinator
prof. procrastinator@profprocrastin5·
@Poke_Bondo @digital404x5 the ones hating on you are all definitely together cause you see most of em in the replies that’s hating on you being on the same side.
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PokeBondo
PokeBondo@Poke_Bondo·
@digital404x5 Thats because they all sit in group chats and take offense as a collective unit. Definitely Mob mentality
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PokeBondo
PokeBondo@Poke_Bondo·
I wanted to take this time to apologize for my post yesterday...
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PokeCollectorRand
PokeCollectorRand@Collector_Rand·
I once hit two 1000x plinko balls IN ONE DAY. i had @grok do the numbers. Odds of hitting one 1000x is 0.0015%. The probability of doing it twice is 0.00000225%. I’ve also seen multiple 20+ banker/player streaks playing baccarat. Odds of that happening are 0.00000125% The odds of the astroid that killed the dinosaurs to hit the earth were 0.000001% and we know that for sure happened😂 The odds of hitting a max win in a slot machine is 0.000142% and i’ve seen it happen hundreds of times Live. and i’ve seen people do it twice in a couple hours (0.00000714%) It’s called getting lucky. It happens sometimes🤷‍♂️
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Lets call a spade a spade. I have nothing against this person @vadaathegreat, congrats on the wins. But I refuse to believe that with over 2500 entries, they just so happened to win 2 times in less than a week. I like logistics. I had @grok help me run the numbers to help give us some comparisons. Statistically the odds of someone winning a giveaway with 1/300 (actually more) entries and another with 1/2000 (actually more) entries is 1/600000. Just take a look at what grok said is comparative: In more familiar terms: • 1 in 600,000 is roughly the same as: • Being struck by lightning in a given year in the U.S. (~1 in 500,000–700,000) • Winning a typical small-state lottery prize • About 1/10th the odds of winning a Powerball jackpot (~1 in 292 million), but still extremely rare You tell me the last time you've been struck by lightning and maybe I'll consider this just dumb luck. These draws no longer feel legit and I call on others to keep an eye on this. PS: I'm not at all jealous. I purposely pass on giveaways unless it's to help support friends. There are others who would appreciate these wins more than me. To the endless amounts of big accounts winning though, I'm onto you... and so are many others 👀

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SteeloAndKri
SteeloAndKri@SteeloAndKri·
Last post on this. Bondo got triggered seeing a woman win two giveaways. Got called out because he never made his argument when a man won twice. So for men it's just luck, but women can't be lucky. He is now trying to backtrack or something? Idk. He involved me because I ran, hosted and picked the giveaway winner. Screenshotted and shared that in his post. But he doesn't see how that involves me. So not only does he have some weird psychological thing with women that he needs to work on, which caused him to put a random girl on blast for no reason, but he also lacks reading comprehension to understand that he involved me in his whole drama to begin with. And Bondo you hoe no I don't need you for engagement I have @StevenxTCG for that. Thank you all for coming to my Ted Talk doe.
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@SteeloAndKri on a smear campaign tonight to target me as someone who "HATE women" Which is hilarious because this was my first post regarding any particular giveaway situation which just so happened to involve a woman. (Maybe it's because I actually have a bit more of a following here on Twitter than some of the other smaller accounts I learned about after the fact) I find it comical. Steelo commented on my post which has obviously lead to some unnecessary drama, to which I apologize for causing. Commenting when he was not involved in any way, shape or form. Inserting himself into the drama, for idk, engagement? For him or any of you other schmucks insinuating I hate women. Fuck you respectfully. I admire many women in this world especially my Mother, Partner and Daughter who I put above all else. But there are also hundreds of female accounts I've interacted with, shared posts of, bought and sold from, learned from, had attend my events, and have won my past giveaways. So to post this bullshit publicly facing, implying I hate women and then to go on further and make jokes about it like it's true. I will be watching. And I will be there when you slip up to hold you accountable. And to the Woman who make this community a better place, I appreciate you and love watching your success. Thank you for your time.

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ArchangelMichael
ArchangelMichael@Archang91369663·
@SteeloAndKri Protect the women in this scene from creeps like this dude! Be cautions everyone, never give ur info away to anyone online! They’ll gaslight anyone who exposes them! They can’t show proof, they’ll keep ignoring & patronizing any1 who exposes them! Be careful every1 plz!’
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