Patrick Wright

@crunchbrry Thanks bro!! Just trying to keep up with you!

Congratulations @ptwright on the Masters Degree

@stilwell @sampompei @RichardMBrooke Ok but who was ahead in this race?

I maintain we were ahead of our time in 2008-2009. @ptwright @sampompei @RichardMBrooke

Yo who gave @carolinafever a curtain of distraction at Carmichael?! 😂😂😂

@dnl340 Yeah I get that. It’s a preference thing. This is one of my favorite sketches ever because no one can keep it together lol youtu.be/TfE93xON8jk

@ptwright They’re FINE. But, for example I’d like this sketch more if the woman cutting the steak and her sister stayed in character

Remember when snl cat members at least tried to keep a straight face during their sketches?

@stilwell @dnl340 @PatrickTWright It’s my account for school! I don’t actually use it though

@dnl340 @ptwright I also just found @PatrickTWright and either someone's finally created that parody account that I've long threatened to create (though PT Wrong and PT Left are both funnier names) or our guy's got a burner account like he's Kevin Durant or something.

So, Elon’s response to people making fake ‘parody’ accts and paying for the blue check mark is… a new check mark?

@bejack12 @WBTV_News I heard it too. That was strange.

@WBTV_News what is siren sounding right now? Can hear it in Huntersville.

@MarkPArmstrong Haha, I couldn’t agree more. Also, my first thought was, “is there dirt in that drink?” When in Rome, though 🤷🏾‍♂️

Bloody Marys are a vile affront to humanity but we fall on the sword to begin an amazing weekend in Utah

@aliyuppp YESSSSS!!!!

Taylor just said in her goodbye message to Daniel she s gonna say his wish came true and he won’t have to talk to her until finale night THATS HOW YOU CLEAR A BITCH 😭😭 #bb24

@UniWatch @PhilHecken Navy vs. Royal in Toronto 🤢

This definitely needs to be discussed more. It’s why I left the industry. The stress and burnout turned me into someone I hardly recognized. Can’t even imagine dealing with all that in the middle of a pandemic.

listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby

Right ankle. No idea why.

@stilwell @pizzahut Still eating lots of Pizza Hut, but still no endorsement deal 😩

I’ve retweeted this every year on May 9 for 8 years. I’m not breaking tradition. @ptwright have you ordered @pizzahut recently?

@dnl340 😮 I looked away for like 15 minutes! What happened??

REAL MADRID ES LA VIDA JODER

story still being written…2️⃣

@Ari_Chantal @dholliwood_PhD It gets better? Haha good luck

@Ari_Chantal @dholliwood_PhD Finishing the reunion now. I feel empty inside.

@dholliwood_PhD But yes, I’m six episodes in and also plan to finish lol

@dholliwood_PhD I really wanted to enjoy it, but this is a lot haha.

"I'm back."