dave ig

a birdie told me that sleepy reached 300 followers B)

@BLOODBATHSPIT i fucking wish man

@radipples ARE YOU SECRETLY JESSICA?

WHY DOES THIS GUY SHOW UP FIRST WHEN I SEARCH UP "JESSICA IMAGES I HATE"???

[S] rainbow connection

ate a burger

@burgflipFryhead happy burgday!

@candyBiologist hi

@radipples what??

i had a dream where i was a girl. i really liked the name too!! its a bummer that the dream ended but im not like gay or anything.

@candyBiologist you specifically

@candyBiologist i think youre either straight bi or lesbian dw

@candyBiologist uh huh sure old as hell version of my boyfriend

@radipples uh no? not really. i already finished sharing with the class!

@BLOODBATHSPIT this is the wonderful discussion i look forward to having

@radipples I DON'T WANNA.

nobody appreciates my beautiful banner man

@BLOODBATHSPIT gkat tell me what the day after march 31st is

@radipples I SAID MARCH 32ND, NOT APRIL 1ST. GO GET AN EYE EXAM.

@BLOODBATHSPIT see you april first

@radipples SCHEDULING THIS FOR MARCH 32ND.

@BLOODBATHSPIT do it whenever you want

@radipples I DON'T FEEL LIKE SOLVING YOUR RIDDLES THREE TONIGHT.

@BLOODBATHSPIT just take a closer look at my banner

@radipples YEAH, I KNOW ABOUT THE STUPID AUTOGRAPH THING. I WAS THERE. WHAT WAS THE OTHER TIME?

@transsquiddo yeah watch im gonna tell him to take a closer look at my banner

@radipples are you sure..

uh oh

@transsquiddo one can even call me the master of baiting

@transsquiddo i am doing masterful bait here

@BLOODBATHSPIT did my prank

@radipples WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN "THIRD"???

@BLOODBATHSPIT happy to hear man dont need to make my third trip

@radipples OK I LOOKED. WOW THEY SURE ARE APPLES! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?