Pablo Diablo

I stay out of people's DMS because they will just fall in love with me and l don't need that kind of pressure in life

Be the reason someone chuckles at the absurdity today.

@sweetmomissa Same

I would tweet but…

Them: so you joined a cult? Me: noooo, this an occult totally different. They give out snacks and Kool aid on Fridays.

@mistereo143 @Happee69014151 I don't think you're wrong here

@ralph_maple @Happee69014151 Bitch, you is one… or whatever Jay-Z said

The amount of times the zodiac accounts throw this around it’s very hurtful

Two lonely Nissan altimas passing in the dark

@mistereo143 @Happee69014151 I got 99 problems...

@Happee69014151 Absolute bullshit! I am, a June Cancer.

You claim that you're an authentic Mexican restaurant yet you're open on a Monday? Pffft.

@ralph_maple What an injustice

Why is selling my panties so fun?? 🤭🤭

mind if I have a little nibble on your clavicles?

@anotherxxbunny Welcome to being a guy 😝

I see her every day, and every day I’m still shocked by how hot she is when I see her

I'm going to create a hotel chain where the fucking showers actually work properly

It's okay, you can use me as a chew toy.

eating you out isn’t enough I want to lick your fallopian tubes

But baby, I was made for your lips.

In a mood open.spotify.com/track/5LgiqEgp…

Being able to share digital Hotel keys helps eliminate one of age old problems of whoring around.

@OneToothTeXan @unhingebinge You still have one to lose.

@ralph_maple @unhingebinge Hey hey hey!

Just have to make it through the week without anyone triggering my level 3 crazy.

@unhingebinge @OneToothTeXan Nothing. Not even teeth.

@ralph_maple @OneToothTeXan Never mess with trailer trash. They have nothing to lose.