Shake Djibouti 🇺🇸🇪🇸🇺🇦

@BenoitMaylin Shut up

Oui, ok, Zverev bat Mensik. Mais il est 1h20 du mat ! Quel sport commence à 11h pour finir 14h30 plus tard ?! C’est du délire, une bouillie de résultats, c’est indigeste. Arrêtez ces sessions nocturnes qui n’en finissent plus. Vous tuez ce sport 😡

@saintjavelin I LOVE THIS FOR RUSSIA

Tuapse passed the torch. Perm picked it up. 🔥 Preliminary reports suggest the blaze is at LPDS “Perm” (Malinovskaya district), a key Transneft oil transit hub responsible for pumping, storing, and routing crude through Russia’s main pipeline network. This is the kind of place that feeds refineries, industrial centers, and export routes to ports like Primorsk, Ust-Luga, Novorossiysk and Tuapse too.

The Pentagon is blocking $400 million in Ukraine aid that Congress approved in the Budget Committee, according to Republican Senator McConnell, speaking to the Washington Post. Republican majorities in both Armed Services Committees approved $400 million for the Ukraine security initiative for the next two years. The Budget Committee approved the funds for fiscal year 2026 by an overwhelming majority. But the Pentagon never released the money. The funds are being blocked by Deputy Secretary of Defense Elbridge Colby. But Trump is likely aware of the blockade.

@ToscaAusten Why is it not 90%???

The "Progressive" Paradox 📉🤡 Bill Maher asked the $1 Trillion question to Bernie Sanders. “How can you be soaking the rich and failing the poor so badly?" Maher leaned in: The Top 1% pays 42% of all federal income taxes. The Top 10% pays 76%. We have the "soaking" part down. The money is being taken. So why aren't the results showing up at the bottom?” Because the "Machine" isn't a pipeline for the poor—it’s a filter for the middleman. The money goes in, the bureaucracy grows, and the problem stays the same. Soaking the rich is the distraction. The "Machine" eating the proceeds is the crime. 🏛️💸 Who is actually getting the check? It isn't the working class. 👇

@VigilantFox I actually totally hope @billmaher gets some more JD Vance! 😍

Bill Maher drags his woke guest out of his liberal bubble and tells him to his face he’s why Kamala Harris lost. It all started when David Cross revealed his 9-year-old daughter has “trans friends.” “Wait, she has trans friends in third grade?” Maher asked. Cross replied: “Yep,” as if it’s completely normal and something society should embrace. That’s when Maher dropped the hammer and told him straight up that no, somebody’s doing something to that little girl. Cross immediately got defensive, but Maher refused to back down. He told Cross that believing a 9-year-old girl is deciding to be trans on her own is exactly the kind of liberal insanity that lost Kamala Harris the election in 2024. And if Democrats keep it up, JD Vance is going to win in 2028. By the end of this exchange, Cross is left sitting there looking like a deer in headlights, like he’s never been challenged on “trans kids” in his life. This is a moment worth watching, but if you’re somewhere you can’t play it, the transcript is below: MAHER: “You need to be checked. People need to be checked… including your little girl.” CROSS: “Fck that btch. (joking) Fck that little btch with her black friends and trans friends and not even understanding.” MAHER: “Trans?! Wait, she has trans friends in third grade?” CROSS: “Yep.” MAHER: “They know they’re trans in third grade?” CROSS: “Just the coolest kid.” MAHER: “[Is kid transitioning from] girl to boy?” CROSS: “Girl to boy. And she has another very close friend who’s not in the school, but who’s boy to girl at three years old.” MAHER: “A woman said [to me] ‘I was what they called a tomboy. If I was alive now and acted the way I did then, that’s what they would have done to me.’” CROSS: “Well, nobody’s doing this to her.” MAHER: “Well, I don’t know.” CROSS: “Literally nobody is doing this to her.” MAHER: “How old?” CROSS: “She is — or HE is — either eight or I think nine.” MAHER: “Okay, then somebody is doing something because eight or nine-year-olds can’t do anything on their own.” CROSS: “No, they’re buying them boys' clothes.” MAHER: “Well then, they’re doing something.” CROSS: “Sure. Yes, you’re right. They’re buying them boys' clothes.” MAHER: “And telling them you’re a boy now.” CROSS: “No, no, they’re not telling them. They’re just agreeing with [them].” MAHER: “Agreeing with an 8-year-old. Because when has their judgment ever been off at 8?” CROSS: “You know you knew you weren’t gay, right?” MAHER: “Yeah, that’s different.” CROSS: “It’s not different.” MAHER: “It is different. Good luck with President Vance. Because, as I always say to my woke friends, we voted for the same person. You’re just why she lost and this is a case of that.” CROSS: “Wait, what?” MAHER: “We voted for the same person…” CROSS: “Right.” MAHER: “You’re just why she lost. Because America hears this, and they’re going to go, ‘Bill’s right. Eight-year-olds can’t really make decisions on their own like this.’ That’s what most people are going to say.”

@BenStiller GOT WHAT DONE!?!?!?!?

Got it done

@Oceanbreeze473 Or deciding not to eat dog food

Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

@gcooney93 That would clearly destroy the integrity of the competition, because they scored a lot lf goals in 1 match

If I was Uefa I would replace Arsenal/Atletico tomorrow with PSG/Bayern and let them play a four-legged semi-final. And then pair PSG and Bayern in the final

@NancyMace IM GONNA PRAY SO FUCKING HARD NANCY

Pray for our President.

@F0ODHub Red wine or a dark scotch ale

What drink goes best with this?

@jgohlke34 Making a slight amount of more money!?!?

76 teams… what are we doing??

@karolineleavitt $1000 CLOTHES ARE SO IMPORTANT TO MY LIFW

Melania is the most beautiful and well dressed First Lady in history.

@maria_drutska @alessionaval Hawaiian is legit worldwide

@alessionaval Professor, a serious academic question here, as to a true Italian: is it just a 'no' or a capital 'NO' regarding pineapples on pizza?

I think it’s fair to say that the pizza skills are developing steadily with the new oven. We’re almost there in terms of the definitive product.

@DillonFillionIA The most predicatable profile pic of all time 🤣

JB Pritzker is one of Rob Sand’s biggest donors. Iowa, Rob Sand is NOT a moderate!

@Hassel_Chris 64 teams was PERFECT.

So many things going on in college sports that they will never be able to fix and here they are changing the ONE THING that is absolutely perfect.

@UnReyApostador @OldTakesExposed

APUESTA GRATIS PARA EL PARTIDAZO PSG vs Bayern Munich Menos de 3.5 goles (-110) Acabo de meter $100,000 en esta línea… y la suelto GRATIS para que la sigan. Si la sigues, deja tu like y comenta tu marcador exacto 🔥

@ESPNFC 😂😂😂

Players who cover their mouths when confronting an opponent will be sent off at this summer's World Cup. FIFA proposed toughening the sanctions following the incident between Vinícius Júnior and Gianluca Prestianni in February.

@midwestern_ope That is not "Chicago." 🙄

The Midwest is known for two distinct styles of pizza. Which one is better? Detroit Chicago

@TouchlineX 11 GOALS

🚨 If Luis Enrique vs Kompany already gave us 9 goals, just imagine what Arteta vs Simeone is going to give us tomorrow!

@TheFigen_ Id have a metal detector w me too!

A worker responsible for cleaning Dubai’s beaches has been sharing some of the things he finds every day.