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@ThatAlexWoman Mine suddenly did this about 20 years ago. Still can’t work out why. 😂 But the curls suit you!

We all know who this is! 🤣🤣

I’m going to lose followers for this but… Sydney Sweeney is more attractive than Taylor Swift! Do you agree ? 🤔

@wakeupusa @BritifyX

Antifa spits at a federal agent in the face and immediately finds out! Was the agent too harsh?

@IfindWankers @peanut_astro

Britain once led the world in innovation and economics! Britain once led the world with its literature, culture, and music! Britain once ruled the greatest empire the world has ever known! Britain now reigns supreme as the undisputed capital of massive, wanktarded wankers!

You stayed. They didn’t. Just cleared out 379 fake "Patriots" who were only here for the follow-back. Now I’m here to connect with the real ones. People who stand for something, show up, and mean it. 🇺🇸

Holy sh*t! I blinked and bam—125,000 of you degenerates decided to follow this mouthy Kentucky chick. I’m legitimately stunned. Humbled? Nah, mostly just shocked y’all have such impeccable taste in trash-talking rednecks. You lot? Easily the hottest, sharpest, best-looking army of followers on this entire cesspool of an app. No contest. When I inevitably claw my way to 150k, we’re doing another giveaway—bigger, louder, and 100% locked on 250 years of the greatest, rowdiest, most ballsy country to ever flip the bird to the rest of the planet. Buckle up.

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

What's the difference between a good joke and... A bad joke timing

Am I following you yet? If not, drop a HELLO in the comments and I will follow you ⬇️

Honestly, do you like trucks?

What are your thoughts about this?

@HappyMotorhead £6.78 for Diesel today

How much is gas a gallon where you live today?

I AM OUT OF TWITTER JAIL SHOUT OUT TO THE HATER WHO REPORTED ME

⚠️ Are you fucking kidding me… £8.50 for a Screwball ice cream

@Jenny_1884 @RagingLion72

I won’t be giving a single penny to Red Nose Day on Friday. Who else won’t be?

@jomickane @Creamofthe1960s

Akhmed Yakoob has been arrested apparantly

Released 44 years ago today! Can you name this Movie 🎬 from just this shot? Hmm 🤔 ?¿