Old Cob

the dude in front of you is hitting on the cashier & you're just trying to order a burrito when suddenly everyone explodes into jellybeans

Those 2000s Phoenix albums fucking rule. Weapons-grade compression. Whole thing wound so tight it feels like it’s perpetually about to snap. A disco ball in a glitter factory. Tambourine thrashed within an inch of its life.

@jzux on a roll today trash jones

i’m writing the Great American Text to My Mom

my mother walking into any apartment i have ever lived in

the human tendency to confuse beauty with providence 🔄 the millennial tendency to confuse introspection with beauty

psychosomatic derangement just had me visually process a 5G tower and subsequently begin feeling a sharp, stabbing pain in the front of my skull 👍

@theslowestdays Dunning-Kruger-Maxxing

guy who has no conceptualization of the avant-garde and has never done something interesting, thought provoking or artistic in his life: you can just do things! ☺️

@ResolveReviews 🙌

Got the Apple Airpods Max 2 in for testing. It's... interesting. Here are the measurements: forum.headphones.com/t/apple-airpod…

I hope my email finds your email and they fall in love

@theslowestdays love this the misuse of “grace note” in the conclusion brings the whole thing to a new level of meta stay suspicious!

no preview cause i wrote this in some sort of manic all night purge, but i like this bit. going to try and be more consistent about Writing thank you all As Usual

@bran_don_gell Halo Master Chief Collection

As if it wasn't already, social media is now most certainly going into a cacophony of AI slop. Where will the humans go?

@elordibubu making that grande look like a pup cup

just barefoot as hell

I think to be a truly very sexy person you need to have sort of fucked up teeth

@jiratickets ahead of its time

Strange how Mad Men is the current thing again. the finale was over a decade ago. you’d think it’s airing now with how much people are talking about it. what’s going on here. what does this mean

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@jzux clardic fug

tag yourself I’m stanky bean

Halide ❤️‍🔥

@joeybeastmarket because I don’t like pears

ive found the first 100% effective ad. pear time