Dr. Lauren Olinger

@Souza101Matt yeah, great timing! hope the move is going/went well!

science.org/content/articl… many researchers being impacted by this. Many are having projects that they already had money allocated for, paused. Its sad to say but I am kind of glad I left the USA for the majority of Trumps reign. Hopefully by the time im done, dems are in charge

🧪new pub! we discovered the biggest sponges on coral reefs soak up tons of strange metabolites produced by cyanobacterial mats, and consider the ecological implications 🪸 and with that, my dissertation is published within 2 yrs✨ #spongethursday 🔗 bit.ly/olingeretal202…

@Jon_Hartley_ except idk maybe it should kill less people. brightlinekillcount.com

The Brightline, a newly *privately* constructed, owned, and operated Florida railway from Miami to Orlando, is the most successful infrastructure story today in America. A thread on how it got done, how nice it is, and how it plans to replicate its success across America 🇺🇸 🧵

@akafacehots You’re not wrong

The pedos found a place where they feel safe.

#Whatsyourphdtitle👇🏻

@adamkvonende @SUHUEE Why does his google scholar profile have a .is extension? 🔍🕵️‍♀️

@SUHUEE His publication record is legit but he almost certainly did his degree in zoology scholar.google.is/citations?user…

@Nolonge72872155 @AlexioSmithos @WellyD7864 @edelnougat @SUHUEE @_SilverThunder

@AlexioSmithos @WellyD7864 @edelnougat @SUHUEE @_SilverThunder Just the Dutch then

Sex workers get harrassed, a PHD earner gets harassed, a married woman happy with her husband gets harassed, a single woman in her 30s gets harassed. And you bitches will log on here and act like doing something different gets you different treatment

@morganisawizard not gonna happen 😘

i honestly think a lot of hate for PhDs would dissipate if they just stopped referring to themselves as Dr.

Luckily I don’t use R or python to run *checks notes* 1 billion nested loops.

@DrAllyLouks Any publicity is good publicity! But take care of yourself and huge congrats on your PhD 👏👏👏 My dissertation topic was sponges on coral reefs🫡😂 Now I research climate change at an HBCU, so spending less and less time on this vile hateful site. Join us on bl**sk* 💙

It sure has been fun to become a scapegoat for the far right’s qualms with academia for a couple of days.

Looks like disease is affecting several sponge species in the USVI. Check out the lesions on this Agelas and Aplysina near St. Croix. Anyone else picked up on this? #spongethursday

Here are some thoughts on teaching #statistics to non-statistical students, specifically those in #applied #ecology degrees. Thanks to @willpkay and @TiagoALOMarques for an enjoyable (and not last) collaboration. request pdf here 👉tinyurl.com/33keh22s

@ravenscimaven Terrifying, but from 2022?

This is an EMERGENCY. WE NEED ATTENTION ON THIS RIGHT NOW. donaldjtrump.com/agenda47/presi…

So to be clear, Dems rigged the election against Trump in 2020 but then just… forgot to do so again this time round?

@DrDanHolstein I dont think so. Hard to tell from such low res but if I recall its mostly fleshy. This is buck island STT

Super lame that we can only post 720p from free X accounts. Anyways I shot this yesterday with our new camera! I promise it looks much better in 8k 60 fps 🤘🏼#canonr5c

@TobiasRobotics @Scarlett_Raine_ @AFontanVillcmp Lets chat! Most (99%) of the footage we are collecting is benthic close ups for 3D modeling.

@reef_ecologist That looks amazing!! Will the data be available? Cc @Scarlett_Raine_ @AFontanVillcmp

girls just want bodily autonomy and 96gb RAM

@deftlyinane market street in Wilmington is uglier 😂

“let’s check out Greensboro”