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@Walmart Went to a local Walmart. Haven’t been there in like a year. A local cop was pretending to buy stuff the whole time. Stayed behind us most of the time looking over his shoulder at us. WTF was that about? Ruined our whole shopping experience.

Yoshiiii! 🍄 shop all products from The Super Mario Galaxy Movie walmrt.us/4mbD3su

@gofishh77 Crazy how much people travel with these days. I learned the hard way, I travel often. Get a small luggage with wheels you can carry-on and move on. You on vacation. You ain’t moving.

What would you do? If you flew the first time from point A to point B but now you’re on another connecting flight and the airline decides your baggage is overweight and they’re charging you an extra $200, are you mad? I know I would be, but I almost might think I got lucky the first time.

@MambaArchives MJ, Kobe, LeBron 123

Even down 30 Kobe Would Still Believe He Could Win 🐐 Kobe was different 🙏🏻

@Nocapmedia Car was hanging on to that last ounce of gas it had left in the tank.

This level of recording yourself committed a crime is wild

@BrianRoemmele I used to do the cutting for soffit and gutters on new houses. Almost every house in the new communities were identical. After 10 houses or so, I already knew what cuts were next. It’s like building the same Lego set 10-20 times in a row.

Roofing.

@Vonnie_Ivy Nice guys finish last. She’ll probably date a felon, end up a single mother.

He just wanted to do something nice for her🥺🥺

@DoctorLemma I was a supervisor at various companies since this launched. Played it over our PA systems every Friday. Only like 5% got the joke. I’ll do it again when I get a new job.

Her mother spent $4,000 to record a birthday song for a thirteen year old girl. It changed the next decade of that girl's life in ways nobody could have predicted. The song was called Friday. Rebecca Black recorded it during school break, just for fun. It sat at around 1,000 views for a month. Then it didn't. It became the most disliked video on all of YouTube. The count was public back then. Everyone could see it. Millions of people had gone out of their way to press a button just to register their contempt for a thirteen year old girl. She was in eighth grade. Kids at school would walk past her singing it in mocking voices. Food was thrown at her. She received threatening messages serious enough that police investigated them. She eventually switched to homeschooling. At nineteen, almost every producer she approached told her they would never work with her. She wrote years later that she had spent most of her teenage years terribly ashamed of herself and afraid of the world. She kept going. Lady Gaga called the song genius. Katy Perry championed her publicly and invited her to appear in her own music video. Friday was covered on Glee. Her 2023 debut album received critical acclaim. In 2025 she released her second album, toured across North America and Europe, and opened for Katy Perry on a world tour. She has turned down every offer to have the video removed from the internet. She said pulling it down would only attach more shame to something she no longer feels ashamed of. The video has been watched over 167 million times.

@agaverolife @MLFootball They get prospects into baseball academies at very young ages where all they do is really train on baseball rather than academics hoping they’ll get into the majors, sign a contract and are obligated to kickback some of that money to their academies under contracts.

@MLFootball is this sport important in USA? Why are latinos better than gringos at baseball? tell me as if i’m 5

LEGENDARY CHOKE-JOB: Team USA captain Aaron Judge in the World Baseball Classic elimination games… • 2 for 11 • 180 batting average • Six strikeouts • Zero home runs • Zero RBIs In the biggest moments… Judge never shows upx

@RGIII Ball, but can’t blame the ump. That pitch was sick. Looked good until the last millisecond, when it dropped. Ump can’t see it since the catcher is in his sight of view.

Dear baseball fans, this is a Safe Space. The USA and Dominican Republic just had one of the best baseball games of all time. Was this a ball or strike?

@BrockRiddickIFB They use nuclear batteries. Same power we use to power our giant aircraft carriers. A simple thrust of the engine can send it 100’s of thousands of miles through space. Also it powers itself using other forms. Radiation, plutonium, etc.

@_joshpray I was born in the 80s and even I know this deserves an asterisk. Up 20+ and you intentionally foul to get your boy more shots. It’s a team sport. It’s about winning as a team, not stat padding so one guy shines because your team sucks this year.

#bamadebayo scored 83 points in a game and yall are upset??? This generation is ruined #nba #miamiheat

@Jacobtheclipper @BrickCenter_ Records were meant to be broken. Give this man his flowers.

The NBA is officially a clown show. What other pro league acts like this? Fouling the Wizards to preserve the clock up 20 to stat pad Bam’s points... Imagine the NFL doing this, letting the other team score TDs to get the ball back? (@BrickCenter_ )

@Dodge5_9rt @TemooTitan Then they have to deal with estate taxes. Not worth it. Take the lump. Work with it responsibly and you and generations behind you are secured,

@rezalien @TemooTitan That’s not how it works. If you took the annuity it then goes into your estate trust and is distributed per the directions. Now if you won and were dumb enough to update your paperwork then things might get a little more involved

@LADEig At least he didn’t get punched in the eye like Jordan did to Steve Kerr.

Jeremy Lin reveals he and Kobe went 5 months without talking after he confronted him about his leadership style 😳 “I’m not saying you can’t teach me… you’re obviously 1000x the player I am. Can you just (teach me) in a way that respects me as a man?”

@ThoughtCrimes80 I’m a brown skinned Mexican. I dressed modest, learned some Arabic words that meant no or not interested, and I was able to just breeze right on by them.

Vacationing in Egypt requires a human popup blocker. Ffs. Why do people travel here?

@kevfinds Tanking

So is Zach Lavine and Derozan done with the kings?

@yellinatmonkeys Kings are tanking. That’s what’s happening.

@Northsiders1985 @BetSharpMoney None. As soon as they get good, Bulls will trade them for a 2nd rounder.

@BetSharpMoney Which jersey should I buy?

The Chicago Bulls current roster is preposterous

@LynneBP_294 They give you a warning when to be back and usually add like 10-15 mins to it because they know this can happen. Same with trains.

You know the protocol when you are on a cruise. It's heartbreaking to be left behind but to me it's not the ship's fault. And why did you leave your kids on the ship? What do you think about this? 🤔