worst case ontario 🏳️‍⚧️

and if you liked or RT this know this post is specifically about @slimepriestess

@suchnerve would you *try* though? i feel like you're the type to not turn down a challenge

“Could you take Girthmaster?” No. Oh wait, you meant in a fight? No.

Couldn’t really ask for a more succinct portrayal of Canadian identity as nothing but corporate brands

rest in peace, juniper. if anyone knew her, please talk about her life; we should know about what made her happy

i'm not even going to say what i hope happens to this motherfucker on day fucking one

interdimensional cable never misses

I have been singing the ice bag ska banger for the last 24 hours straight

god forbid a fat girl wear lingerie & feels confident about her body

@RayraySugarbutt also congrats though like holy fuck

@RayraySugarbutt HOW. I NEED TO BE WIDER

okay jesus christ, there's like a 10 year difference between these two pictures of me, thats fuckin INSANE. I doubled in WIDTH, holy fuck

@hausofdecline you know this comic would be funnier if the third panel made it look like a boner

@StrewthQueen @SapphoBlessYou i said this to my "gov't funded" therapist and she told me i had cognitive dissonance and should put a magnet on my bedside table when i sleep to help

I remember once telling my therapist that the reasons I was depressed were societal & out of my control & he literally did look at me like this

@PastaTin_ @lanabeesfw but yeah, large monocrop growth will probably always require some level of extra attention to pests and damage/disease.

@PastaTin_ @lanabeesfw from what i've heard; a lot of anti-pesticide farmers suggest letting natural predators of crop eaters thrive; from insects to mammals there are plenty of natural predators that *could* offer relief. part of the issue is what works somewhere might not work elsewhere

This is a pregnant wild jumping spider with DKS, Dyskinetic Syndrome. She will most likely not survive. This is what happens with the use of pesticides. Her nervous system is misfiring, leading to uncontrollable movements and confusion. She cannot stay upright, only able to lay on her back. She cannot use her mouth parts correctly. In the wild, she would be dead by the end of the day. She has a small chance of recovery, I’ve misted her to help remove the pesticides and given her a 1:4 sugar water mixture to hydrate her and help her regain her strength. Now all i can do is let her rest and hope. Please opt for non pesticide solutions. The poison doesn’t just get rid of “pests”, it kills our spiders and pollinators. It’s killing our world.

@suchnerve DAMN that's clever

“Solar panels on my lawn/balcony? But how would I get the cables inside??” Here’s the cheapest and easiest method:

@txssamdr only thing missing is the "thump" noise of it hitting the ground

@rip_lunchables HEHEHEHE

I found a glitch IRL

@suchnerve would love to see what you think!

@rip_lunchables It’s the Viofo brand but I won’t know until I’ve used it a little while whether I like it

Getting a 3 channel dash cam installed tomorrow because I do NOT like how downright insane many drivers are these days. (“3 channel” = simultaneously recording in front of the car, behind the car, and inside the car [proves I wasn’t texting + that I was injured by the incident])

@suchnerve car drivers stop being entitled fucking pricks challenge 2026. also funny thing was after that a jeep gladiator pulled up and said "was that guy an asshole or what" LMFAO

@suchnerve and he was like "no, but don't waste my time" and i asked him if he knew how red lights worked and he got really mad and drove off

getting honked at for coasting up to a red light instead of accelerating and braking, because who cares how expensive gasoline and electricity are getting let’s just piss our money away driving like impatient little toddlers with no self control or foresight