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What if this is as good as it gets? btw, I over use ...
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Sources confirm they were arguing over someone misquoting Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle which then led to a fierce disagreement about the optimal tax rate in Keynesian economics
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WATCH: All out brawl at a Whataburger in Waco TX
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@pakphile @Darkdarling00 It was fun but usually took 2-3 tries which meant laying in front of the radio.
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@Darkdarling00 19 for me. Can't imagine trying to time a recording from radio to casette
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@HawkEmDownChris Was he holding your umbrella? Otherwise, why would you name a nobody?
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@itsrosesm Everything is. And if you're not sure what everything is, it is EVERYTHING.
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Hey guys I just found out today that I’m famous.
Not internet famous. Not locally famous.
Diner famous.
And as far as I’m concerned, that’s the only kind that matters.
I stopped by my usual spot this afternoon. Before I could even sit down, the waitress pointed at the chalkboard by the door.
I looked up.
There it was.
My name.
On a breakfast plate.
Apparently, I’ve been ordering the same combination for so long that other regulars started asking for it by saying, “Whatever that guy always gets.”
So the owner decided to just put my name on it and add it to the menu.
Scrambled eggs. Crispy bacon. Home fries. Sourdough toast.
Named after me.
Permanently.
I’ve achieved nothing in this life that will truly outlast me. No trophies. No plaques. Nothing hanging on any wall anywhere, but at a little diner two blocks from my house, there’s a breakfast plate with my name on it.
And every morning, people are ordering me with their coffee.
I tipped extra today.
I’m so happy.
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@steveth75737857 Have. And they're great. Call me if you want to cook some.
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