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@FightStorage Guys a genius

Woman says during a date, when she went to the restroom, her date ordered food for himself but not for her. He then remarked, “Given your size, you don’t need to eat anymore.” 👀

@oelma__ A mess A cry for help Loss of self respect

What do you call this look..?

@oelma__ Get another dog

If your Muslim neighbor says you must get rid of your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@oelma__ Overcooked

What’s your first thought when you see this steak?

@Damaan4u33 A trump supporter

What do you call it? 📞

@mjfree Precious

@lady_valor_07 Donald Trump

🤔

@D162Michele I bet the box tastes the same as the pizza

America can send humans to the moon but the same people can’t be trusted not to eat pizza boxes?

@archivetvmus71 I read a book once Green it was

Remembering Brian Glover, born this day in 1934.

@ImMeme0 No idea who she is I’m afraid. Doesn’t help when she’s dressed like a German soldier during the North Africa campaign either

Actress Laura Benanti got her ego bruised while boarding a plane when she ran into a group of teenagers from a theater program and none of them recognized her. Her caption read: “I guess they weren’t alive to watch The Tonys in 2008.” How many of you know her?

@StormTroop_Aim Definitely

Genuine question for England fans. Would you have taken not qualifying for 3 world cups in a row if it meant we won Euro 2021

@Gary_Poynton He never had a plan B. Three amazing opportunities semi World Cup against Croatia, blew it, euros final Italy, blew it. Spain euros final gave them far too much respect and blew it. Even the French game in Qatar World Cup too much respect and bottled it.

He lost a final on home soil against a team that has missed three consecutive World Cups, despite having an early lead

@GriftReport Romesh Ranganathan genuinely the unfunniest person I have ever had the misfortune to see

I’ll go first… Nish Kumar

@m_oconne11 @QPR One of my best days ever

Who remembers this day? Were you there? #qpr @QPR

@herotimeszero Dopey

If Trump was one of the seven dwarfs, what would be his name?

@retroQPR @QPR What a magical day

#OnThisDay 4️⃣0️⃣ years ago 📅 31/3/86 @QPR 6️⃣ (SIX) Chelsea 0️⃣ "Singing the Blues" 🎶🎶 Canon League Division One Attendance: 18,584 Barron McDonald Dawes Fereday Wicks Fenwick Allen James Bannister ⚽⚽⚽ Byrne ⚽⚽ Robinson Sub: Rosenior ⚽ ( for Fenwick) #QPR

@MAGACult2 Yet another septic not knowing history Belgrano 1982

Firing a torpedo hasn’t happened since 1945…

@GriftReport The positives are they’re not riding in the pavement.

British kids are now copying the trend of riding their bikes into traffic and swerving at the last minute, this is going to end in tears.

@PaulRudnickNY It’s invisible to everyone including the orange tango man himself

RFK Jr told CPAC that Trump has "encyclopedic, molecular knowledge across a wide range of interests." He added, "Trump's knowledge is so vast it's invisible to the human eye"

@manfuego007 Long Good Friday

Hands up who knows what I’m watching