Ryan LeVier

People regularly misspell Edmund as Edmond when referring to the SS Edmund Fitzgerald. It’s an easy enough mistake to overlook, except it’s not when another ship, the Schooner E.Fitzgerald sank on the Great Lakes as well. November 14, 1883 the Edmond Fitzgerald sank on Lake Erie.

No one in the history of mankind has ever broken a law.

No one in the history of mankind has ever broken a law.

That’s not how that works.

Me: "Sooo, what was the address on it?" Delivery driver: *Looking irritated* "1200 Winter St." Me: "And you said it was a... What was it again?" Delivery Driver: "A 22,500 pound anchor." Me: "Ship anchor... Ship anchor... Oh! Right! The 22,500 pound ship anchor I ordered. Right, okay. I remember, Yea that's me. Just set it over by the door. I'll get it later."

@Chrisd91868733 @MrLeadslinger

@MrLeadslinger You don’t watch Chuck Norris movies. Chuck Norris watches you

What’s the best Chuck Norris movie to watch with your 15 year old son in remembrance of the legend?

@Combat_learjet I've never stuck a landing at Manhattan Regional in Kansas. Then again I have like 2hrs of flight time in Microsoft Flight Sim, lol.

Who has landed on this runway? I hear it is very challenging. 🤷‍♂️😜

@ingelramdecoucy @ChestyPullerGst @Variety Certified 100% frogging

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@ForestMommy Wild Subtweet. IYKYK

I'm going to fight for Coloradans! What's that? Oh Mr Trump wants to offer me a job??? GOOD LUCK COLORADO ILL FIGHT FOR YOU FROM DC WHICH MEANS ILL DO NOTHING WHILE GETTING RICH😉

@BrianCox_RLTW @tfgrahdhhfgfgj1 11B - 25R - 25V - 11A - 27A Wild ride. Had an E-6 that was 19K -> 25S. I promoted him to SFC. He dropped OCS packet. Bumped into him on Drum as a 2LT, later as a 1LT and on our way home form Afghanistan as a Captain. Four promotions, I was a Major the whole time. lol.

Yeah that's right hero. In 22 years of military service, the only job I ever did was military prosecutor stateside. Wait. Actually, turns out that was my first assignment...after redeploying from 🇦🇫. If you're going to be that stupid, maybe try not to do so in public.

This isn't new. As a military prosecutor stateside while 🇦🇫 conflict was still going I saw at least a dozen of these cases. Some barracks lawyer tells a schmuck who wants an easy way out that the quickest way to make it happen is to toke up. I've also seen some spontaneously burst into tears when they find out the best they can hope for is a general discharge (sometimes an OTH depending on the circumstances) and so they automatically forfeit their GI Bill. Brilliant indeed. 🤣🤣🤣

@tfgrahdhhfgfgj1 @BrianCox_RLTW

@BrianCox_RLTW My point still stands. You robbed other service members of their benefits and are now laundering a war of choice that’s already gotten Americans killed.

@AngryCops Hey that guy looks like Angry Cops!

It’s THIS GUYS FAULT that we have mandatory Sexual Harassment training

@cobracommandr15 cobra posted this in my timeline, now I can't unsee Corporal Shapiro getting his assignment orders.

Twitter has a Little Red Head Antisemite problem. 🥧💀

@joeroganhq Of all the things that didn't happen, these two things didn't happen the most: - Got threatened - Went underground (though literal interpretation might be the most desirable outcome)

"I live in a rural community and now I know I can't safely leave my house. I'm going underground, you won't hear from me again."

@jarvis_best A tale as old as the Adirondack Mountains themselves.

hahahahahahaha

@MnJ741 @CNviolations They do it to provoke a response. If the response is egregious enough, they'll file lawsuits for financial gain. The videos get monetized on streaming platforms and earn secondary income there. Not sure there's an answer here beyond ignoring them.

@CNviolations Do I understand correctly what I am seeing? We've had numerous churches shot up and she's questioning why a man is filming license plates in a church parking lot and that makes her the crazy one here?

"I will take you down" 👁️👁️

@washghost1 No. Stop. Don't. Leave.

Now that’s how you deal with solicitors

@jarvis_best You ain't right for this.

Can I say something…

@btmustardstain @RileyRooTwo That's what got me when I had my injury. Glad these two made it down safely.

@RileyRooTwo Somebody didn't pay attention to the third point of performance during Pre-Jump... Glad they landed safely!

So you see this hottie getting JMPI'd and really want to meet her, but dont really know how to approach... but your a paratrooper.

@damintoell No, I’m sure I don’t want to know what that content might entail.

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