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Ryan

@rydudebro

full-time dreamer

United States เข้าร่วม Ocak 2009
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@bnlking Were you in north Texas?
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HELL YEAH!!!
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@Wundermut Some enzyme in meat, maybe? I don’t recall.
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Wundermut@Wundermut·
@rydudebro Did it explain why they were claiming this?
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Audiobook: “… slaughterhouse employees were found to have cancer of the penis at more than 9 times the rate of the general population.” Me: Bro, I didn’t even know I could get cancer there! Thanks for the new nightmare fuel.
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@psforpublius We should throw tea in the Thames. They’ll never see it coming!
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@DesiFlurane I can assure you I won’t be looking up pictures. In fact, I’m just going to forget I ever heard about it.
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Peggy@DesiFlurane·
@rydudebro Trust me, it is not pretty
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@jarvis_best Uh oh, did he James O’Keefe you?
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Gym Bros : PRs :: Finance Bros : KPIs
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@IMAO_ Everyone broke during Matt Foley except Phil Hartman, and I don't think that hurt the sketch at all.
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Frank J. Fleming@IMAO_·
I say "people," but was it just Jimmy Fallon? That one feels like it took a Herculean effort for everyone to keep a straight face.
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“Say, do you think I look like that psychopathic serial killer?” Damn, politicians speaking straight from their id these days.
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@RummaTumTums Listen, I'm only asking questions. So why did the Illuminati kill the OnlyFans dude?
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Henpecked Hal@HenpeckedHal·
I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.
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She’s into malakas, Dino.
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Klara@klara_sjo·
Let's check on gas prices..
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@hdighn You get started yet?
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Time to make the donuts.
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