SF, NP

@CardiacPA1 Imagine thinking you’re above using calipers

@SaintGiles So happy for you! One day at a time!

It’s been 50 days since I made this tweet. Still not touched a drop of alcohol or taken any drugs etc. lord knows I’ve been tempted but it’s just not worth going down that hole again. Never felt better 🤍

@CBSSunday Steve Hartman is the only good thing left CBS

When True, a five-year-old under social services, was dropped off for heart surgery at Children’s Nebraska, anesthesiologist Dr. Amy Beethe found him alone in pre-op. Moved by his situation, she decided he needed a stable home. But what she and her husband, Ryan, offered went far beyond that. @SteveHartmanCBS shares the story of a doctor for whom saving lives is more than just her job. cbsn.ws/3PBJWa2

@GitArek2000 @DavidDack Yes whoops🙈 brain isn’t fully turned on this morning

@sam_flec @DavidDack You mean 1:59:59? Seconds exist

If you’re thinking about goals for 2026, I’m going to suggest something simple. Sub 30 5K. Sub 60 10K. Sub 2 hour half. Sub 4 hour marathon. Not because the internet will clap. Not because it sounds impressive at dinner. But because those benchmarks usually mean you’ve built a solid engine. Consistent training. Decent strength. Good habits. The kind that carry into the rest of your life. When I chase times like that, I’m not chasing ego. I’m chasing capacity. Heart health. Durability. The ability to keep showing up year after year without falling apart. It’s not about being elite. It’s about being strong enough to age well. Which one of those feels within reach for you right now? #running

@skytopjf Lmfao the average height for women in Boston is probably 5’4 and it’s 5’9-10 for men

You’ve clearly never been to Boston

@iron_brutus @SoSoShana4 @yagirltee Delta is the new GOAT. Used to be JetBlue for me but no longer

@SoSoShana4 @yagirltee I simply can’t imagine flying with anyone but delta

The rapid decline of Southwest is crazy to see. Ppl used to love flying Southwest.. they have literally sabotaged their own company with all of these changes

@DrSarahAxelrath Hahahahaha as someone who has never left this city these anecdotes give me warm and fuzzy feelings

Boston is really something. They’ll help you, but they’ll hate your stupid guts while they do it.

Here are some 💯 real stories from me, a nice Colorado girl, forced to live in Massachusetts for 4 years and completely bewildered by the general attitudes and affects there:

@DiskDefragger @thechosenberg I have a patient who’s horribly addicted to it. Granted he also is an alcoholic but between the two he’s not having a good time. Just got notes the other week about him attempting to detox for the third time in 12 months

@thechosenberg I have known two people directly and one person second hand that tried Kratom. All three got horribly addicted to it. They struggled for almost a year to break their addictions. I'm not entirely certain if they have. I wouldn't go near the stuff.

What the hell is kratom is it heroin

@jgmahoney @pastaminten My mom also grew up in Rozzie and get her and her sisters together… not an R in sight

@pastaminten I’m fluent in both standard American and Boston English (with notes of Roslindale). I speak the latter with my parents to tease them in the same way first generation Americans tease their foreign born parents.

Do people from Boston actually talk like. That

@pastaminten Get my mom and her two sisters together (grew up in the Roslindale neighborhood in Boston proper) and there isn’t an R in sight

Everything about the North Shore is better than the South Shore. I said what I said. Better beaches, better schools, better restaurants, better culture, less traffic. You don’t grow up north of the Mass Pike and then move south🤡

@theclassicwife @justalexoki Or if you’re me it’s rage bait 🤪

@justalexoki My guess is that this is fetish content for feeders who enjoy watching fat women eat and drink themselves to death

"i eat the same amount of food as skinny people" drinks 5000 calories for breakfast

@silk_lilac @justalexoki “Ridiculously viscous blood sugar levels” just made me giggle 🤭

@justalexoki Ok the obvious carb count aside..... Great Value instant coffee!? If you're gonna be a fatty with rich tastes, at least get a decent home brew coffee. I'm more offended by this than by her ridiculously viscous blood sugar levels.

@theblockspot Sox-Yanks, OSU-Michigan… 3rd is tough I’ll go Duke-UNC

KEEP 3… CUT 8… SPORTS RIVALRIES: • Ohio State - Michigan • Bama - Auburn • Duke - UNC • Celtics - Lakers • Dodgers - Giants • Bears - Packers • Army - Navy • Barcelona - Real Madrid • Texas - Oklahoma • Steelers - Ravens • Yankees - Red Sox Which 3 are you KEEPING?

@SigmaJFK @theripsnorter Yes. Seaport = Southie so it’s totally screwing the numbers. Not that Southie hasn’t had a glow up, but it’s still no Beacon Hill or Back Bay

@theripsnorter Is seaport considered southie on this map? Technically seaport is a neighborhood of southie so that could be skewing the numbers

Southie (Good Will Hunting) now has more high-earners than Charlestown and Beacon Hill

@theripsnorter Because “Southie” includes Seaport. You separate those areas and those numbers go down

@TheJakeHasan Big Sexy, Bartolo Colon

SOMEBODY has never sat in a weird dive bar naming random 2000s athletes with their absolute boys

@mauleani @BarstoolBigCat There’s at least 10 different exercises he’s just posting the same one every day I guess

@BarstoolBigCat Is this all there is to it? Just back and forth over and over ?

Day 7 ✅. Had a little bit of a bumpy start with newcomer Kyle. We couldn’t tell if he was mocking us or not. But we got better today and that’s all that matters

@bgonz3000 @grok @BlueATLGeorgia When you don’t like what the AI bot tells you so you just keep asking it questions until you get an answer that fits your narrative 😂

@grok @BlueATLGeorgia That ratio per resident still seems very low incomparison to Chicago?

Turns out that "the birthplace of food stamps" is not a blue city or an urban ghetto like MAGA wants you to believe. It's deep-red McDowell County, West Virginia. 87% white and 80% voted Republican.