Billy Savely

@KensethFan17_20 Yeah, I get pretty tired of hearing how brilliant engineers are. They’re smarter than me, much less common sense though.

What the FUCK do you mean AWD Chrysler 300s have a CV axle that passes through the oil pan

@trumplicans2024 He put Nair in her shampoo bottle.

whatcha got?

@ThrillaRilla369 Taking him to the dentist.

You tell your 13-year-old
to take out the trash..
Not only does he tell you NO, but he
bumps you as he walks by.
 Parents, what’s your next
move?

@RCEY28 I think you shouldn’t wear buckled jackets hanging loose around a 4 million dollar car.

This woman was giving a full tour of the $4 million McLaren Solus GT hypercar right after it came out of the shipping crate in the warehouse. She opened the doors, pointed out the fire extinguisher and electronics, showed off the massive fixed rear wing, and even joked that you could drive it upside down. She looks completely excited and knowledgeable walking around the bright orange beast. Good on her for knowing all the wild details, Elon once had a McLaren, Would you ever want to climb inside a car like this?

@DiegoRoyet41761 Help her pack.

Mi esposa quiere que le preste un dinero a su hermano que tengo ahorrado para comprar un carro, o lo contrario se va de la casa ¿Qué hago?😶

@oelma__ I’m doing it now for free. I’m okay.

$10,000,000 to never listen to a Jay Z song again. Are you taking the offer?

@AntiLeftMemes Famous?

Famous Actor Patton Oswalt commented on Trump "is a stupid a~~hole and if you voted for him you're a stupid a~~hole and if you still support him you're a stupid a~~hole." What's your response to Patton Oswalt?

@Sofia50020Sofia 58

Do you know what year this Chevrolet is?🤔

@lady_valor_07 I think Trump should drag his old dumb ass out back in the alley and kick the shit out of him. That’s a pay per view I’d watch.

Do you still consider Joe Biden one of the best leaders of our time? A. Absolutely 👍 B. No, one of the worst

@oelma__ 15 bucks

💰How Much Tip Would You Leave On this Let’s say the server did a very good job..

@Geniustechw You’re surrounded by a big fu*king ocean, no need to ask”what should we do with him.”

🚨 JUST IN — Pakistan migrant arrives in UK for only 5 days and tries to rape a 12yo girl and two 13yos. British patriots stopped him. What do we do with this monster? A. Life sentence B. Deport C. Execute and deport the remains

@honeymoon250 Voting for Kamala Harris.

@oelma__ Because you had a c average in high school.

🤔

@wakeupusa This isn’t Trump’s country, it’s ours. We’re just lucky enough to have him leading the way.

Where should she go?

@ThrillaRilla369 November 2007

When was the exact moment in America when everything started going downhill?

@Matt_Pinner I would stop and shake the President’s hand and excuse myself with this. I have business to tend to in seat 6. Then, I would elbow David in the head for the next ten hours. This is for ruining your daughters life because of your infidelity.

You’re on a 10-hour flight. Which seat are you choosing and why?

@BhattiLaib9960 Get rid of the boyfriend.

Help!!! My boyfriend is threatening to get rid of our kitten if she doesn’t stop jumping on the table. What do I do?

@Matt_Pinner This guy

Super serious question. Is anyone on X actually over 50?

@Itx_judith Nothing beats a well nourished army.

Are you comfortable with taxpayer money being used to provide soldiers with meals like steak, lobster, and crab?

@Kenny_Wallace This reminds me of the old joke, everyone knows Dave. I’ve gotta believe that the time on Speed Channel helps Kenny’s recognition.

Yes. I do get noticed.