mrs J

“War is raging and the galaxy is in chaos. Where is Vader?” “He’s on social media slagging off Bruce Springsteen, sir.”

new favorite jimin has been #unlocked

Quote of the day.........

Have to takedown my last post! Obviously a woman in manky pjs and a fascinator is irresistible to scammers and men with revoltingly large dicks! Oh well I’ve had a good laugh at them! Arsehole……

@F1shyBob Fab! How are you 😀

@schnorks How are you doing dear? 😬

@LoraleeLogan They obviously find a woman in her manky jamas and a fascinator absolutely gorgeous !

@schnorks Looks like you acquired a big collection of Nigerian scammers, too!

@F1shyBob 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@schnorks Fascinating

@MalikAlyza She is so very beautiful 😻 ❤️❤️

Gladys is 19 years old today. She means so much to me 🩷

@LizParkin3 Wow, fantastic 🌟🤩

Ta da, my first attempt at hot cross buns.

@dailybritainonx Absolutely!

Starmer refused to let the US use British bases for offensive strikes on Iran - and has faced a barrage of insults from Trump ever since. Did he make the right call for Britain?

@1StevieKilner I love Keele, the most beautiful uni ❤️

@schnorks Yep, view from my office. This is the view up from the bottom of the lawn.

A poem about a lonely traffic cone. It has pathos....but with an uplifting message. I hope you like it. Cone alone Sunbathing on the grass Cone alone Aftersun will soothe that ass Cone alone Don't despair that your pals have gone away Cone alone They're all on the M6 motorway

@mommatofour_ Ermmmmm

what do I do with my giant pear basket I bought because I had to have it but have no plans for

@Kesthecollie So lovely 🤩

How many spins are there in this video?

@Mattisamazing33 Now… go for it 😀

When can I eat this?

@saniyafatma1278 BTS 💜

What is it according to you?🤔

UK Prime Minister actually talking some sense.

Hey Americans, I might be a know-nothing Brit, but I can't help thinking that arresting your president for raping kids might be a better idea than letting him collapse the global economy and possibly end the world. Just a suggestion.

@saniyafatma1278 Pip and fig ❤️❤️

Can we start the longest running thread of cat pics?

@Minnie_Peachy_8 Always and forever 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Through every high and low, I’ll keep choosing Jimin that’s never changing… drop a 💛 if you’re here too