Absolute_Monarchi

Im really not funny I'm just stupid at the right times

Using this dumb rebrand as a reason to cut back on at least some social media and delete this app from my phone, reduce cognitive decline and time wasted

@MeganJankowiak Absolutely

@CMontyTweet @cwhaick @GovKathyHochul @SUNY @CUNY @newyorkstate Why, it must be his "God given" right to pay exorbitantly for the education necessary to enter into most modern professions, of course.

NEW: All of New York’s high school seniors will now have a place at @SUNY and @CUNY. 
In the coming days, letters will be sent to 125,000 students outside of New York City to let them know they’ve been automatically accepted at their local community college this fall.

Asked my friend who teaches high school in nyc what the kids are into right now and without missing a beat he answered “Deftones and Smashing Pumpkins” lol

Succession Finale Leak: Bran Stark named CEO of Gojo-Waystar-Royco.

@girlhouseonline Girlhouse is easily my favorite indie artist in 2022; any group who goes and introduces their band members as "He just got married!" or "He plays D&D!" are instantly awesome.

The #Transformers and #TheLittleMermaid trailers played at the same time - and somehow it syncs up perfectly? 😂

@shiphitspod A possible story for an honorable mention at the end of an episode? viewfromthewing.com/threesome-lead…

There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in @Variety 1/11

if you were planning to come to the park with the kids for spring break we are sorry to report that the park is closed :( a few of us narrowly escaped the island in a helicopter and everyone else is dead. Hoping to be back open for summer

ashley johnson as ellie.

@BenNollWeather Hyde Park closed for tomorrow

Closing % Tue 💯 West👉 85 👈Sul, Cello, Rond, 👑, Hyde, Ⓜ️🐎 80 🐝con, Wapp, Arl, Ptown, DCC, Spack, High, Marb, 👩ville 75 VC, M🚰, 🌲bush, ♟️ter, MW, 🧙‍♂️, Gosh, 🍊B, 🌽wall, H🌊, New🍔, Paltz, Wkill, ⛳nam 70 Flor, W🕯️, G🪵L, Ⓜ️town, 🍊CC, PJerv 65 🤵 55 🪨land

The Emmy® winning @HBO Original comedy series #BarryHBO, starring and directed by Emmy® and DGA-winner Bill Hader, returns for its fourth and final season on Sunday, April 16 at 10 p.m. ET: hbom.ax/BarryS4 twitter.com/hbomax/status/…

When you realize there’s only two more episodes of #TheLastOfUs season 1.

thinking abt this interview brennan lee mulligan did

babe wake up an hour and a half of never-before-seen titanic footage just dropped youtu.be/kmfjjsRbKCY

We gotta find Old Zealand