Seamus

Listen, it's obvious who's a woman and who's a man. You can tell just by looking. Except when you can't, then it's about what's in your pants. Except when it's not, then it's about whether someone can produce eggs. Except when they can't, then it's about chromosomes. XX and XY. Except when it's not. See, simple. If you get confused, just listen to women. No, NOT Judith Butler, she's not the right kind of woman.

...There isn't some other labour practice you would rather see black people do, is there?

@elextra__ Nothing in those eyes

they look like two different species of toads with a distant common ancestor

“A toddler in Gaza released from Israeli custody has been returned to his family with suspected torture wounds.” Read that again.

“Harry, questo è il mantello dell’ invisibilità, apparteneva a tuo padre”

Fixed it

Deportman Road

He did say he’d win in his second season. Congratulations!

@Nigel_Farage *Tuesday.

See you next week! 😉

More government action being taken in one day on behalf of 4 empty ambulances than has ever been taken on behalf of 20,000 dead kids in Gaza.

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Information relating to ambulances which won't be appearing on the 6 o'clock news or be condemned by a UK politician today or any other day

Priti Patel blocked the FBI from questioning Prince Andrew over his relationship with Israeli asset Jeffrey Epstein. Patel also had 13 secret meetings with Israeli government figures, including Netanyahu, to discuss the funneling of UK public funds to the Israeli army.

@GreggAWallace Don't have any pears can I swap for a boiled (gr)eg ?

Poached Pear

@JoeStephenson96 @GreggAWallace The Pink Floyd's double album

@bencsmoke @dontpayuk @dontpayuk @dontpayuk

novel idea but why don’t the energy providers (who made estimated £30 billion in profit in 2024) take the hit on increase costs instead of consumers who have already been squeezed dry?

BREAKING: Israel has explained that it had no choice but to target British journalist Steve Sweeney after receiving intelligence that he was telling the truth about Israel

Israel targets a British journalist in Lebanon. The BBC: “Missile lands next to presenter” Pathetic even by its own incredibly low standards.