Mr. Seudeau

@QQ_Tiny That’s great!

I HAVENT BEEN ADMITTED TO THE HOSPITAL IN SIX MONTHS

I wish my OC's were real so i could love and cherish them irl

@Nyazsche You shall never know peace, comfort shall elude you, your fate is that of cast seed that landed on the rocks. You shall perish, merely able to wonder what joys lay upon the nurturing soil that was deprived from you.

What happens if you play the game and you’re under 25?

@QQ_Tiny Can I have some?

I LOVE COUGH MEDICINE* * I don’t abuse it I just get sick a lot and I genuinely get so relieved when dextromethorphan suppresses my coughs mWAH LIKE BYEBYE COUGH BYEBYE SCRATCHY VOICE

@Ciconia_R Is it still worth watching?

My Kangaroo Jack was Tarkovsky's Stalker.

@sailormage Do you normally not have teeth?

The rare instance in which im smiling with teeth

@fartsonist Whenever

Whatever

@yifever Permanent marker.

trying to get this thing to 9999 and I'm hitting a wall. any tips?

@LaidBackTeaTime Perhaps… there is a Chungus aspect?

Another day in my sick hamster life 🥀

@QQ_Tiny Either is great.

Do yall want a comic or the weird ass shit people have said to me about my ostomy sometimes I genuinely just get dumbfounded

@LaidBackTeaTime Learn cobbling, make your own shoes.

I substituted my Chinesium shoes with some even larger Bangladesium shoes

@Paikeborea The use of ‘and’ coordinates the clause ‘slipped on ice’ with ‘hurt my knee’, but it doesn’t specify a causal connection between the two events.

@seudeau Its literally said in the caption bro use your 2 brain cells

Slipped on ice and hurt my knee award

@Panzerthebest1 Have you tried becoming a hermit?

Like always, wasted, Drinking... Just to escape from my mind

@AllbonesJones So you’re essentially saying that when I display my stupid online, in real life…

People virtue signal online because they have zero virtue in real life. When you see it, please realize it's always a bad person trying to fool you into believing they're good.

@Awooxolotl @LaidBackTeaTime Have you considered sleeping on a pile of hay?

@LaidBackTeaTime When you realize how stupidly expensive decent mattresses are for some reason

Adult house things are too expensive 🥀

@lauriewired Start your own laboratory, I think people will adopt your standards.

Gin is a magical substance. Hot water increases the speed of sound. Hot ethanol slows the speed of sound. Mix the two in the right ratio, and they cancel each other out. Turing suggested the perfect storage system was actually a ~1:1 Gin + Water. The National Physical Laboratory rejected the idea, for practical and…social reasons.

There’s a lot of weird ways to store a bit. Delay Line Memory might be the strangest. Essentially, sound waves looped through a medium, creating a sequential “memory” inside the material itself. Alan Turing suggested using…Gin

@QQ_Tiny Mongolia

I’m interested in drawing traditional clothing from more cultures :3 if you have inspo / ref pics to share… drop them now please

@gravelines_ Well unfreeze them first!

Birthday meal Frozen steak and fries with a side of White Monster

@sloushu What kind of food?

i like to lay in bed and play games and eat food til i feel sick