Shack Geographicals

@DrChrisHackney @LabPete @unisouthampton @LEAF_UCL If so Captain Hackers would surely be his first signing

@LabPete @unisouthampton @LEAF_UCL Morginho inline for a Premier League managerial appointment?

Pitchside for the @unisouthampton #VCAwards2024, nominated for supporting sustainability. To date @unisouthampton has 41 bronze and 5 silver @LEAF_UCL awards, now its time for all our labs to get involved!

@DrChrisHackney One Captain Hackers, theres only one captain Hackers, one captain Hackers.

Two seven aside games this week, eight goals, pretty much makes me Erling Haaland, right?

@Cristiano we can offer you a game, free for a Wednesday night in Eastleigh?

Here we go, @unisouthampton @UoSGeogEnv's new department signing - Dr Rebecca Collins. Offer accepted and contract signed! Dr Collins says she can't wait to get started and is looking forward to taking the team to the next level.

@BBCSport a la @GaryRWatmough at his finest!

Another look at that Alessia Russo goal? Oh, go on then. 😍 Live: bbc.in/3z27tVS #BBCFootball #BBCEuros

@sebdunnett Great to see the latest recruit to the @shackletonfc youth team #YoullWinNothingWithKids

@BBCSport @ChannelWidth The wide lane astroturf is a notoriously poor surface

@BBCSport we've seen worse from @ChannelWidth !

This is some miss! 😳 Luis Suarez (not that one!) blazed his spot-kick high over the bar as Granada drew with Getafe yesterday! That penalty spot has certainly seen better days too... #bbcfootball

Obviously the Sardinian magician Gianfranco Zola is the @BBCMOTD best "baller" but who is the @shackletonfc equivalent @jtforsyth, @DrChrisHackney Sebchenko, @SarchilQ ???bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@WoodinRivers freshers flu innit

Walking round campus it's crazy how many students have a nasty cough. Must be a bug going round I guess.

@DrChrisHackney Consultancy fee to Fenton PLC at the usual Monaco bank account #'arry #PandoraPapers

@shackletonfc Sure I could weasle in with the Saudis from my position in the North East.....for a small fee, of course

Any rogue states, dictators, oligarchs, gangsters or sports retailers out there looking to launder cash @shackletonfc soul is available for sale to fund an overhaul of the playing squad.

@GaryRWatmough @CraigHutton4 @CalSleeper this has the feel of a deadline day "done deal"!

@GaryRWatmough return of a club legend that is very 2021! we shall take the no7 shirt out of the museum and get it pressed for the world famous master of the back heal!

The Shack are back! if you think you've got what it takes to make the first team squad and give 110% on a wet Wednesday night at wide lane, we'd like to hear from you. #RaptusRegaliter

Every centre back knows the frustration of an overrated, lazy winger who wont track back, but also knows there are better ways to get sent off! bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

With the right result tomorrow, Gareth Southgate could become a leading contender for the greatest honour of all, the Gary Watmough Lifetime Achievement Award #ItsComingHome

@donmoyn youtube.com/watch?v=__G4Rr…