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HOME. available everywhere now. spotify.link/4IUnNvAtuDb

@PardonMyTake i rarely use twitter anymore but i had to hop on to say that there’s a lot of us out here who consider queen latifah the greatest female rapper of all time. so the queen latifah mount rushmore pick was a good pick. she’s much more than just the movies she was in.

cmon nickelodeon…let’s reeeally tell the kids about joe mixon.

haven’t seen anything that obviously fixed since ten days ago.

@elonmusk and now you’re the first lady. what a crazy american dream.

Hard to believe that things turned out this way

happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day everyone. #watchmen

@briantylercohen i love this for him.

new pandemic and Trump as president, what could possibly go wrong

no matter what happens next, it’s important we move forward and remember one thing… that jd vance fucked a couch. #neverforget

@JDVance dude you had sex with a couch.

A mother mourning her son who died of a fentanyl overdose is not garbage. A truck driver who can't afford rising diesel prices is not garbage. A father who wants to afford groceries is not garbage. Kamala Harris and Joe Biden ought to be ashamed of themselves.

i can’t think of a more new york name than anthony rizzo. it legit sounds like something desus & mero would’ve made up.

@TonyHinchcliffe is the comedy in the room with us right now?

These people have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential candidate would take time out of his “busy schedule” to analyze a joke taken out of context to make it seem racist. I love Puerto Rico and vacation there. I made fun of everyone…watch the whole set. I’m a comedian Tim…might be time to change your tampon.

antonio brown and leveon bell supporting trump makes sense because they both were only relevant when being led by a rapist.

make america take that stupid fucking hat off behind home plate.

@BarstoolBigCat @Philly_Mays @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake have you guys thought about this?

the right just like a month ago: wHy DoEsNt KaMaLa dO aNy iNtErViEwS the right now: please make her stop

this place has medium drinks and large drinks but no small drinks. how can you have a medium if there’s no small? you can’t just use a sliding scale for everything.

blue lives matter folks rn (just without the sweat or indecision)

kamala harris. ed harris. tobias harris. neil patrick harris. idgaf. anyone but trump.

that was the national anthem we all deserve.