~Tony Kamiri~🇰🇪

Growing up pale ocha was very hazardous, one of my boys went to his aunts place in Karen, wakicheza ma brikicho hide and seek, yeye akajisunda Kwa freezer and that's how we lost him.

@kijana_misa Polio na miguna they masquerade as intelligent tweeps yet can't grasp sarcasm or anything contrary to their beliefs

Kama hii tl hujawai kuwa blocked na these accounts you must be a very peaceful person: 1. Amerix 2. Octopizzo 3. Nyakundi 4. Sharp girl 5. Wagathima 6. Miguna Miguna 7. Polo Kimani 8. Stargirl 9. Katheu 10. Gaitho

@_MtuTano Preaching while drinking or whatever they say drink it

I really find it difficult to grasp why some choose to bully others online. We should strive for a world of peace and harmony, where every individual is accepted for who they truly are.

@onyangom14 @LiveLetLiveKe @amerix Coin ya Ruto nkama alieka Kwa mfuko before tuone goodside

@LiveLetLiveKe @amerix Every coin has two sides 😂😂

In 2002, I bought my Safaricom line. Ksh 2499. I still use it. It came in a metallic tin, with a booklet (a user manual), and a template for the SIM card. It was preset on the Taifa Tariff. Ksh 36 per minute billing during peak, and Ksh 27 per minute billing during off-peak. Per-minute billing means that even if you talk for 32 seconds, you will be charged the per-minute rate. At that time, KENCELL (later CELTEL, then ZAIN and now AIRTEL) was everyone's favourite carrier. Safaricom was struggling to attract subscribers due to KENCELL's awkward commercials that portrayed Safaricom's network as sluggish and chaotic. But, 2 months later, Safaricom reduced the price of its SIM cards to Ksh 99. I almost went mad after spending KSH 2499 just two months earlier. There were massive lines in Safaricom shops in Nairobi and Nakuru. Nakuru, Kenyatta Avenue, next to Merica Hotel, was impassable for 1 week. There was a Safaricom shop there, and later a Samchi Telecom shop. A lot of people had bought phones and kept them at home, especially Motorola T190 and Siemens C35, because they couldn't afford SIM cards or the cost of making calls. A Motorola T190 was selling at KSH 17,999. A Siemens C35 was selling at 11,499. Safaricom immediately began selling locked mobile phones that could be used only with Safaricom SIM cards. Later that year, Kibaki was overwhelmingly elected president, and his regime liberalised the telecommunications industry, and we began advancing in telecommunications technology. We have come from far!

@Ongesa128188 A wise man knows what he needs and when, if it's time to offer strokes for survival well and good, if it's time to marry and settle this he does

Bro to bro: Ikifika point mwanamke anakuvalue juu uko na game poa kwa bed adi anaamua kukuweka kwake ili akue anaprovide bora tu umugeuze kila siku jua ushapotea. Kwanza kama uko above 30 wewe kwisha. A real man is valued with what he can provide.

@m07062780 @Ongesa128188 Probably a back up/ pseudo he retweets with main famous acc thus the engagement

@Ongesa128188 You joined X in 2026 na you're pulling engagements kama za some accounts huku with 100k followers na ukona only 500 followers with 30 following ??Good work, lakini tread carefully. Hii account yako bois inaweza kua suspended very easily

@_toxicprince96 Enda ocha yoyote kenya boychild is suffering but yes Central leads due to a couple of reasons

Mbona maboy Wakikuyu most of them hua addicts wa pombe na mihadarati? Sijai ona community boychild amelose hope kama hio.

@frank_thegrim @_toxicprince96 @pop_outpace_ Ocha ya central ndio Kuna most cheap jobs and also cheap alcohol

@_toxicprince96 @pop_outpace_ Ni availability of cheap alcohol na hakuna mboka

@Richie_mjamo ODM wanapigana na wangepeana sifuna + Kalonzo 😅

In my own view mimi naona Kalonzo atatokwa tena 😂. It's like he is a Flower girl. Ako tu anangoja endorsements. Little does he know anadeal na kina nani 😂

@elonmusk Let's guess where the suicide rate is higher

Vast technology differences simultaneously

@TheLedgerBlack @Western_Wolf8 They not chased him away from ODM like miguna was chased from his motherland, sifunas popularity with the youth might be useful along the way to ODM

@sharpboytony @Western_Wolf8 That would be interesting to see

The most stupid tribe in Kenya "politically"is the Luo community.

@kamauwaruhiu It's surprising how people have eyes but they do not see, Gachagua is fit as a village elder not president.

How badly do you have to fail in leadership that gachagua looks like a messiah 😔😔?.

@TheLedgerBlack @Western_Wolf8 I wonder what would happen if ODM would table sifuna as their presidential candidate

@Western_Wolf8 You're bright Sifuna is fighting so hard to remain in ODM 🤣🤣

@Dlonra452 @Western_Wolf8 Kikuyensi have had better governors and MPs based on service delivery, it's just sad that you guys have eyes but can't see

@Western_Wolf8 Kikunyesi the fools who elect dumb leaders then come back to cry every elections are the dumbest creatures in kenya. Luos are very smart, they are the only tribe who have a brain to stand by themselves against try he 60 year old Kikuyu & Kalenjin monopoly

@mfsvlly Baddie alirealise haezi zaa akachocha Boyz being woke is never being a father

Jamaa ni dark, inatoshana na mlingoti and a successful music career. Yaani the ultimate sukari ya wamama. But for some reason, at 38 yo haina mkidi. Keeping in mind that he's sassy and his wife's a bad bitch, I wonder nini hufanyika kwa kitanda

Babako alisema waweke Kawira miti kwa kuma bro. Hatujasahau.

@ledamalekina Starting a clan called ledama then # clanless enyewe Kenya is a country of average thinkers

Started my own clan! The Ledama Clan. If you are interested DM me for the application form.

I thought I knew what true fear was until one day I was with my son in Kikuyu ,he was just 3 years old . I Turned around for a second and the little guy disappeared 😨😨😨 I felt my body go cold , I searched for about five minutes only to see him next to a smokie sales man ,he loved those things . The second time i felt that fear was today when it dawned on me that people are seriously considering gachagua 😨😨. Buana patieni maraga.

@AokoOtieno_ I grew up believing lakeside are the smartest in Kenya which is actually a fact but lately tabia ni za bandits

There is a spate of violence happening in Nyanza vibaya! Thanks to this incompetent, CORRUPT tart, Evelyn Gisiri Busy taking money from politicians as my community descends into CHAOS? Over 20 people have died in Nyatike, Ahero, Siaya Hadi Osotsi anapigwa Kisumu CBD, mchana!