funnythingshappen

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funnythingshappen

@simonfunnything

A happy father with a lovely wife and 2 beautiful kids. All my tweets are just my silly opinion, not financial advice 😉

Canada, Earth เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2020

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funnythingshappen@simonfunnything·18 Mar

Crazy prediction 🚨 US marine is not landing on Kharg Island But Larak Island or Qeshm Island Depend on how many MEU they are sending If only 1 MEU, Larak 2 or 3 MEU, Qeshm And if it is Larak, US will find excuses to NEVER give it back to Iran Permanent solution done

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funnythingshappen@simonfunnything·5h

@TheBabylonBee Is that a war crime? 🤔

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The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee·6h

Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There buff.ly/J1GOhHN

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funnythingshappen@simonfunnything·5h

Amazing #Iran Ukraine Did Something to END Iran’s TERROR… youtube.com/shorts/3QJp87b… via @YouTube

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@DrEliDavid @c14israel @DBalazada clearly the president wants to make a deal but he could not. What a strange system theocracy is

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Dr. Eli David@DrEliDavid·10h

Iran International is the second-best source for inside intel on the regime's top brass. The absolute best is @c14israel's @DBalazada, who is consistently a week ahead of everyone else. For example, compare today's Iran International report with @DBalazada's from last week 👇

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funnythingshappen@simonfunnything·5h

@Horts22Yror @elonmusk what he wears is none of your business or mine That shirt looks dorky and stupid, but it is none of my business what he wear off hour after work, or HR for that matter I thought America is free...perhaps not

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Insanity everywhere@Horts22Yror·6h

@elonmusk Just because he's a genius doesn't mean he should contribute to the denigration of society. I'd of thought Elon, of all people, would think the same. Trivializing this, just allows it to propagate more and more.

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·15h

Well said

Camus@newstart_2024

The guy just landed a spacecraft on a comet — one of the most impressive scientific achievements in years. His reward? A public struggle session because his bowling shirt had scantily clad women on it. Helen Andrews points out the quiet cost of institutional feminization: HR departments now hunt down any maverick personality and stamp it out. We’re losing innovators we’ll never even know about, all because someone focused on the shirt instead of the comet. This is how wokeness actually works. Have you seen real excellence get punished for something trivial like this?

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@CarlosL31742879 @Notwokenow that is Asian love She is the kind one

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Nameless Emissary@CarlosL31742879·15h

@Notwokenow What's the point of having a kid when you are gonna abuse the shit out of her 😅

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Kentucky Girl@Notwokenow·1d

Asian parents don’t play 😂😂😂😂 Too much????

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@MrTariffman @Notwokenow exact same One time I got C+, only once, almost like the end of the world A good licking, a lot of threats, and extra tutoring, the whole package 😆🤣

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Gatekeeper@MrTariffman·6h

@Notwokenow 😂🤣 my mum down to to a tee. I was never below 5th in a class size of around 40 students. But one year I dropped to 10th. When I got home I got a beating. Looking back now, there were students who would give their right arm to finish 10th. Standards I supposed.

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funnythingshappen@simonfunnything·6h

@PeterSosinski @Notwokenow this is light My mom used to say I brought you into the world, I could take you out any time I was a straight A student 🤣🤣 never tested that threat to be genuine or not 😆

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Peter@PeterSosinski·7h

@Notwokenow How edgy, threatening dependent kids rather than building genuine relationships.

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funnythingshappen@simonfunnything·6h

@NotAnXpertHere @Notwokenow that is normal 😆 My mom used to say that all the time getting an F is impossible anyway Never border to test that threat 😅🤪 Even B was seldom, A is standard in an Asian family

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Not An Xpert Here@NotAnXpertHere·11h

@Notwokenow F for finding a new family? Are you serious? 🧐

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funnythingshappen@simonfunnything·6h

@Notwokenow sound like my mom

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Rustavi@Rustavi·30 Mar

🚨 A former Tesla skeptic and her husband just did a full round trip in their new Model Y. Dallas to Orlando and back to Dallas. She expected charging stress and driving fatigue… instead, FSD + Tesla’s smart navigation did it all. Automatic charging stops with real-time availability, perfect route planning, and they barely touched the wheel. Pure relaxation. ‘Passenger princess’ mode the entire way. Zero stress, zero tiredness. That ‘aha’ moment is exactly why Tesla wins. To all the Europeans still waiting for FSD Supervised: this future is almost here. Approval expected any week now (Netherlands around April 10, EU-wide rollout this summer). When it lands, long road trips across the continent will never be the same. Safer, easier, and way more enjoyable. 🔥 #Tesla #FSDEurope #TeslaRoadtrip

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funnythingshappen@simonfunnything·20h

From inside Iran 👀

aidamoon@aidaofmoon

میدونم که کلا پستامو کلا تا حالا کسی ندیده تو این مدت😊 ولی دلم میخواست این شب آخری از طرف همه خانواده و دوستانم میخوام اینجا بگم جز نابودی این حکومت کصافت و خونخوار دیگه هیچی برامون مهم نیست. حتی مواجه شدن با مرگ هم برامون قابل قبول تر شده تا موندن این حکومت. دوستون دارم🥹✌️🤍

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funnythingshappen@simonfunnything·1d

@EliAfriatISR This is the 16th time I saw such post The 16th time is the charm 👍😜

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Eli Afriat 🇮🇱@EliAfriatISR·1d

🚨🇮🇷BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports that the assassination attempt an hour ago in the city of Qom was on Mojtaba Khamenei.

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@IsaacAc42276780 @Aku_700 👀🤯🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Isaac Acosta@IsaacAc42276780·1d

@Aku_700 Haha only thing missing was "Im paying for your 10 kids!" "I only have 4!" "What? You ate the other 6?" 😄 🤣 😂

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AshleY@Aku_700·1d

An Asian nail salon owner is going viral after absolutely demolishing a disrespectful black woman who told him to go back to his country. “I saw your EBT card. I pay taxes for your food, and you tell me to go back to my country?” The fatigue is real.