simon

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simon

@simonpatel

yanited, oasis, instant noodles

เข้าร่วม Mart 2009

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simon@simonpatel·16 Mar

Banksy looks like the kind of guy that’d tell you your house needs damp-proofing when it doesn’t.

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Premier League USA@PLinUSA·1 Mar

Bruno Fernandes orchestrates Manchester United's comeback vs Palace ⚽️🅰️ 57' Goal 65' Assist

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simon@simonpatel·25 Şub

Fucking receptionist at my doctors surgery refused to believe my first name was Simon - convinced it was “Tayeb”. Because surely with a surname like Patel I couldn’t be a Simon. 🙄

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simon@simonpatel·19 Şub

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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simon@simonpatel·19 Şub

this dickhead never gonna learn man 🤡

Piers Morgan@piersmorgan

BOOOOOOOM! 0-2. Brilliant goal by Hincapié. Love VAR. ❤️

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simon@simonpatel·19 Şub

Honestly can’t believe this is still happening.

BBC News (UK)@BBCNews

Vinicius: Eight years at Real Madrid, 20 cases of alleged racist abuse bbc.in/4arD87e

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simon@simonpatel·11 Şub

Get over to @goodbadftblpod for Scholesy on Margot Robbie (1:03:41) and James Bond films (1:09:09) 🤣🤣

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simon@simonpatel·1 Şub

👀 @TheUnitedStrand @ManUtd

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simon@simonpatel·26 Oca

@elonmusk x.com/alfredbenstone…

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·26 Oca

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simon@simonpatel·25 Oca

That one lad in the group chat who starts giving it the big one too early… #ARSMUN

Piers Morgan@piersmorgan

BOOOOOOOOOM! 1-0. Scrappy goal but it was coming - we’ve been totally dominant.

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simon@simonpatel·20 Oca

Best manager in the world…

Manchester City@ManCity

Defeat in Norway. 🟡 3-1 💚

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simon@simonpatel·19 Oca

kinell

Mr7@adrakwalichai1

AFCON CHAOS UNLEASHED! 😱 — Senegal scores late… goal disallowed ❌ — Morocco awarded a last-minute penalty ⚽ — Senegal walks off in protest 🚶‍♂️ — Sadio Mané brings them back 🙌 — Morocco misses the penalty ❌ — Senegal scores in extra time to take the lead 🔥 This is why AFCON is unmatched! 🇸🇳🇲🇦

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simon@simonpatel·18 Oca

😮‍💨

UF@UtdFaithfuls

This angle of Mainoo deleting Semenyo.. 😭😭

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simon@simonpatel·9 Oca

Think she asked for a Mr Spock or Prince Valiant?

Tottenham Hotspur Women@SpursWomen

Thank you for everything, Ash 🤍

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simon@simonpatel·9 Oca

lol

(fan) Trey@UTDTrey

This is how Arsenal fans celebrated when they signed Gyokeres btw😭

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simon@simonpatel·6 Oca

Said it.

Cristiano Ronaldo@Cristiano

He’s been my striker when I first came to Old Trafford and he’s been my coach since I came back to Man. United. But most of all, Ole is an outstanding human being. I wish him the best in whatever his life has reserved for him. Good luck, my friend! You deserve it!

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