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@beastoftraal Olx & No Broker ..these 2 app are buzzing hot spot for cyber criminals. Should avoid using them.

I'm adequately baffled! The guy is an engineer... shouldn't his internal alarm stop him right after the first 'Send Rs. 5 so I can Rs. 10 back' in the long charade? 🤷

@DalrympleWill You don't look that ancient 😃

I once crossed the Indus on one of those

@madversity Pegasus!

I just got a beep with a message saying it is cell broadcasting message from the Department of Telecom, India. Anyone know what this is?

@ParveenKaswan Very fluid

How will you rate my workspace.

@hvgoenka Your Guru seems confused. A true Guru can do both. Change people and change people. 😂

My Guru tells me “You can’t change the people around you, but you can change the people around you!”

@madversity CSR is a big business in Europe and fastest Growing. But not sustainable without digging deep holes in consumer pockets. Governments are just puppets to the demand of popular sentiments without any proper study on large scale viability.

Please be aware that there is a new ripoff industry selling overpriced goods at obscene profit margins in the name of green living and #sustainability. If it is not value for money and scalable, it is just vain or stupid #consumerism.

@jhowesuk @britishlibrary They are not tormenting the cat. They are conquering it. It means we can conquer our biggest fear of life by feeding it power of our Will.

The king of the rats and his courtiers tormenting a captured cat. At least kitty was allowed to hold onto the prawn in its mouth. Painted by a Kalighat artist in around 1880, now part of the @britishlibrary's collections (Add.Or.3351). What does it mean???

@madversity So the Gentleman at the party turned out to be Adani who's on a debt voyage of his life with borrowed Rolex. 🤣🤣

My column on a certain news brand #NDTV #media #journalism reputationtoday.in/scribe-view/nd…

@hthompsn Its like going to a slaughter house to see a rose garden and come back disappointed with blood stained eyes.

Words fail me…

@madversity @priyashmita Or just press the forehead between eyes for 1 minute. Press hard with finger tip.

@priyashmita Oh. Quick cure: A shot of hing in warm water, black coffee, french fries...in that order

Horrible low BP attack. Fell down :(

@madversity Use tik-tik wala...instead of smooth rolling one. It has better life.

And they don't work!!

@nehadixit123 Phool chor. I believe, if anyone have right to pluck flowers...it's the gardener (maali) and no one else....not even owner of garden.

What is the word for Indians who pretend to go for early morning walks but steal every flower on their way?

@hvgoenka You look more like Suresh Kalmadi. 🤣🤣

In Guwahati, if anyone wants to reach me😀😀

@hvgoenka Seems white paper is ready for defense contracts 😁

What has PM Modi achieved with the Indian economy:

@elonmusk @lexfridman You can expand your conscious without being physically getting there. Its possible for humans. @lexfridman you sound like Truman show 😄

@lexfridman That is why we must expand the scope & scale of consciousness – so that we may learn the answers to these questions

What's outside our universe? Is it possible for humans to ever know this? Can a video game character ever learn of what's outside the game? I'm eating an apple outside 7 eleven at 4:40am, pondering this. Who am I and why am I here?

@pushkardhami @akshaykumar Petrol kab tax free kar rahe ho Uttarakhand mai ? I was planning a road trip there 😁

उत्तराखंड में 'सम्राट पृथ्वीराज' फिल्म टैक्स फ्री होगी। देशप्रेम, साहस एवं पराक्रम से परिपूर्ण सम्राट पृथ्वीराज चौहान जी के जीवन पर आधारित इस फिल्म को अवश्य देखें। @akshaykumar

@velumania Bengaluru

Guess. City and Location !!!

@nagarjund And who's gonna shop in these malls? With soaring inflation....can there be enough disposable income?

GoK : LuLu Group and Govt of K'taka signed MoU for setting up of 4 Shopping Malls and Hypermarkets & 100% export oriented food stores for agricultural products processing. These malls are being targeted in Tier 2 cities. 2000 Cr will be invested, will generate 10,000+ jobs

@SamreenReal @AsliYOgii @NandyAsmita @thedelhiwalla Seems you two had shared tea already. Lekin chai feeki rahi...🤣

I cannot get over this click by @thedelhiwalla . The core of it all, love.❤️

@DeaconBlues0 Have you done fumigation?

BREAKING NEWS: Today I used a piece of wood that I kept in my garage since 2006 in case I might need it.