El-Magnifico💨

A little stitches and blood transfusion, this chicken will start walking again

@DaScottNG Sporting waves

I am tired of pretending guys Please what is this called?

@whoislxvi Comparing Floki and T-bag is an error, Floki played his role so well, you can't even imagine him as a normal person

Who delivered their character most perfectly?

@just_favvyy Funny, you look like one already

I’ld rather give my pvssy to a d0g than give it to a broke man😌

@yonlineauntie Come sit on my face maami

I'm just a thick girl trying to be happy 😊

@Hybrid_Ola Blank thoughts, make that gender do wetin them want with their life

This gist is crazy 😳 A lady is calling out someone named Oyinkansola she met on Instagram for owing her ₦20k. According to her, she only knows Oyinkansola through Instagram as they are mutuals. Oyinkansola sent her a DM asking for help to sort out urgent family issues. She lent her the money, but Oyinkansola stopped taking her calls or responding to her. At some point, Oyinkansola got angry because she was blowing up her phone with calls. What are your thoughts???

@Kecyy @AdimorahB Meanwhile even with passion I can't even afford it

Got bored

@theberneese @NaijaJester I looked all around, and I couldn't find you

Am I following you?

@onu_slim The both of them offer loans, but opay was wise enough to separate the loan side from the banking side, palmpay on the other hand has the loan and banking side combined, they recover the debt directly without notice

The reason why OPay is growing faster than PalmPay (even with same structure) is because OPay doesn’t offer loaning service while PalmPay does.

@Kecyy @chididestiny0 Out here we spend and get PTSD, whereas you spend and get turned on, dear Lord when?

I love spending money . Good money. Turns me on

April Apple Music Replay 😊✌️ Quote with yours.

You were there, maybe you can tell us about it

@HippoCrise Already imagining what you would like when I grill you

in my elements

@horseimage x.com/i/status/20503…

horse fly

Perfect tool for hunting, must be fun killing the likes of lion from above

@dog1ncrisis That's why we call you man's best friend

I just killed a mosquito with my paws, and i feel good about it.

We thought aliens would take over the world, seems like animals are the one planning to take over all along 💔

@HolyCowBroo x.com/i/status/20503…

Why don’t cows have money?

They have cowries, unfortunately it's not enough to save them from slaughter

@zebraellah @LionInCrisis @TortoiseInCrise @trunkincrisis @chickenincrisis @CatInPieces @cowincrisis You are not fast that's why we capture you easily

They say I look like a horse but yet they don’t wanna use me for transportation.