Richard Hardcastle

An oldie but a goodie 😂😂

This clip lives rent-free inside my head I still can't believe it's real

We’re being governed by idiots

@trueblueclaret Tom Heaton

Who’s Your Favourite Burnley Keeper Of All Time? #burnley #twitterclarets #PremierLeague #tomheaton

People like this are calling you “far-right”. I’m happy to be on the opposite side of whatever this is.

@0smanlisporFK Insufferable prick

🗣️ Luis Chilavert: “Sen bir futbolcusun, palyaço değil. Önce futbola saygı duymayı öğren.”

@SeddSezz Easter recess so there’s no PMQT 👍

🚨STARMER FLIES TO THE GULF TO AVOID PMQs Yet again, ‘Never Here Keir’ is departing the UK to support the ceasefire in Iran. He refuses to face the music in the Commons time and time again. If only his departure today was permanent…

How about we don't give children rape alarms, and instead stop importing rapists?

49 years ago today, The Clash released their debut studio album entitled "The Clash" #punkrock @NewWaveAndPunk @FatOldAnarchist @Schnitzel63 @GeorgiosMasman2 @lee0969 @Joe749rJoe @jonnypunk1965 @brunstead @NotoldNOJE @Crookshank101 @SurfThrash

Never been chinned on the bench before but on Saturday Dagenham V Chelmsford, Our goalkeeping coach NICK EYRE got bullied and fell into the dugout, and elbowed me. 🤣 Twat.

It’ll never stop being crazy that the man who has Bayern playing like this previous job was getting BURNLEY relegated

It’s carnage now, just hope these Useful Idiots don’t get involved. 😳

Easter Monday Top #NonLeague Crowds Step 4 2425 @StalyCelticFC 2375 @ClitheroeFC 2200 @Blyth_TownFC 1412 @JerseyBullsFC 1317 @hastingsufc 1106 @stotfoldfc 1096 @FromeTownFC 1002 @officialswifts 981 @ChasetownFC1954 879 @LeatherheadFC 855 @doughboys_wtfc 823 @MELKSHAMTOWNFC

Not now, Chile

Peel Park #ASFC #AccringtonStanley #Stanley #Stadiums

@EricLDaugh You are ridiculous 😂

This is Kate. She is a Green Party election candidate this May. Kate says we should ‘abolish all prisons’. Just imagine if she gets elected and gains power. The Greens are not environmentalists. They are anarchists and ideological fruitcakes.

Don’t worry Kanye. There’s always a way in

@catturd2 Panic on the streets of Benidorm

They better hope they never need us.

His name was Stefano Leo, a young Italian man. He was on his way to work at the shop where he worked as a sales assistant. That day, he happened to cross paths with a monster, moroccan immigrant Said Mechaquat. Their eyes met. Stefano, kind and polite, gave a slight smile and kept walking. For no reason at all, the man followed him and stabbed him in the neck. There was nothing anyone could do, Stefano bled to death in the street. The attacker was sentenced to 30 years in prison (plus 2 more for stalking his former employer). He told investigators he didn’t know Stefano. Showing no remorse, he said: “I killed him because he was happy.” When questioned by journalists, he responded with a mocking horn gesture. To investigators, he coldly explained: “I take the knife with my left hand, I stand up calmly, I reach him, I move slightly ahead of him, I stab him in the neck, I check if I did it well. Then I walk past him.” Another son of Italy killed by uncontrolled immigration. For him, no street protests, no dedicated days of mourning, no 24-hour media coverage.