kels 🏒 (Slavic Papa Ilya Rozanov Truther)

chapter 16 of Rookie Mistakes is out today: ✨ teammates to friends with benefits to lovers ✨shane is more experienced and has been with men before ilya ✨ rated E, over 40k words as of new chapter ✨the angst is over ✨i think it’s quite funny Support a WIP!!!

I think it’s hot when Ilya can last for everyone else but blows his load immediately for Shane

More dry humping to completion in fics! Now!

“he wouldn’t do that!!!! they wouldn’t say that!!!” but have you considered I Want Them To Do That

i like how he’s just presenting himself here. yep. this is me. me and my penis ツ

@sarky_devothcka Yo I fucking updated !!

@skipbint Oh imma EAT

chapter 16 of Rookie Mistakes is out today: ✨ teammates to friends with benefits to lovers ✨shane is more experienced and has been with men before ilya ✨ rated E, over 40k words as of new chapter ✨the angst is over ✨i think it’s quite funny Support a WIP!!!

@hollanovpseud Yeah if you wanna read the books please get off my fucking porch

@skipbint mine are mostly people being like "it's not like this in the books" and i'm like?????? okay??? this is a fanfiction

i appreciate people commenting on my fics but lowkey maybe stop 'correcting' my canon? have you considered: - it's fiction - i'm writing in show not book canon - i am allowed to change elements of canon to fit my fake stories - literally you can say anything else - be nice :)

ordering a grapefruit juice on a first date to flex that I’m (presently) not on any psychiatric medication (they can tell) (I will go back on them soon)

Side note I will always do in text author notes and I’m dying on that hill

Chapter 17! archiveofourown.org/works/78122231…

@troybarretts Correct

ilya rozanov getting passed around like a blunt by the ottawa centaurs

Looking forward to season 2 press: “Hi, I’m Hudson Williams, and this is my butt plug routine.”

@floridakiloz673 @actualcaprisun Thank you thank you thank you!

@skipbint @actualcaprisun LOVE YOU SO MUCH

(I am going to fix the dry humping fic drought on my own if it kills me)

Shane is Schrödinger Freak: he was just kidding, unless…? You’re down for that?

@shanehrozanov Link or else I’m gonna explode

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@beebimbop_ That was the last chapter I’m close though update tomorrow maybe maybe maybe maybe

@skipbint rookie mistakes update 👁👁

Possessive Praise Kink Ilya my Beloved