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@slackerslut

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Keifer
Keifer@DannyVegito·
Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it
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dawn
dawn@rundry·
I just received divine instructions from the Nextdoor app
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🪴@tallforests·
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Rico Gates
Rico Gates@TrustSwisho·
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lana
lana@lavillanelleee·
she even got facebook moms in a chokehold
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frankie fey 🎋
frankie fey 🎋@frankiefey·
when you download ig reels they assign you 1 schizophrenic person who only you can see. mine is a lady from Newark
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scoob
scoob@MostCrucified·
cal raleigh just hit a home run and the A's commentator said "tough to sneak a piece of cheese past this rat" good lord!
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render unto freddie@slackerslut·
@punishedworm Almost just sent this to you because I was like wow what a crazy coincidence that someone else is going thru the same shit LMAO
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Legendary gamer
Legendary gamer@punishedworm·
Me in a cervical collar with a tube of plastic hanging out of my forehead dripping pus my jaw and right half of my scalp swollen 3 times too big and dried blood caking my 4 days unwashed hair, fucked up off oxy and gabapentin asking out my nurse
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla
Godzilla Shamgodzilla@FanSince09·
@_vandul @JustinWhang Showing a guy coming to the ring in full nazi regalia whole a bunch of old wrestlers say “Sweetest man you’d ever meet. Signed autographs for everyone. Always picked up a check. You’d never meet a better man. His 3rd ex-wife killed him with a garrote”
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vandul
vandul@_vandul·
wrestling documentaries are so funny when you’re just a casual fan bcs they’ll be talking about a guy I know like The Rock and then bring up some match he had in 96’ against ‘The Laughing Volcano’ and it’s just a big obese guy dressed as a volcano just flopping around in the ring and everyone’s taking it so seriously just cutting to a Vince McMahon interview with him crying looking off into the distance like “He was the best Volcano in the business….just like his father before him…”
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vi, dreamer of teeth
vi, dreamer of teeth@teethdreamer·
No no, it's fine. I just didn't expect this to be the backstory for the guy who invented the fleshlight
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griffin🎃
griffin🎃@ohiojesustwink·
Oomf introduced me to Liza Minnelli’s new song last night and I laughed for about 12 minutes. Absolutely batshit production. I wonder if she’s aware of its existence
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BAKOON
BAKOON@BAKKOOONN·
the whole neigjborhood is outside in the street crazy yelling because guy across the street managed to flush a basketball down the toilet.
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