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@RichardHanania where do you live? LOL

Being in NYC, it's amazing how different the city is from the Fox News stereotype. People are extremely well behaved, there's no hint of violence, police are everywhere, the subway doesn't feel dangerous any time day or night. It smells in some places, but that's it.

@Kristinartz sloppy joe's

You have 1 lb of ground beef to make dinner but your kids hate hamburger helper and are sick of spaghetti, what are you making?

@thisisnew_me1 No degree cost 3K

BOOMER: “College is an investment.” ME: “Your degree cost $3,000. Mine costs $100,000.” BOOMER: “I paid mine off with a summer job.” ME: “That’s kind of the point.”

@Skwudz @BreannaMorello well adjusted? that's rich.

@BreannaMorello Ruma is so cool and well adjusted she can pull off whatever she wants, Joan Rivers was fucking annoying and stupid anyway lmao stay mad

I wish Joan Rivers was still alive.

@Coop_Daniels @BreannaMorello how do they treat their women?

@BreannaMorello I think Americans are over the Muslim hate. Doesn't work anymore. Time for a new routine.

@WorkElizab You don’t

How do you politely tell someone they’re overweight?

@redheadheartbrk @TMZ No, it’s not that. I’m just saying everyone is in a photo with him. I would love to see the real evidence. Where is it because I know it’s out there.

@smiley2456 @TMZ that’s a reflection of your character, not mine.

👀 EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's Rhode Island mansion is buzzing with pre-wedding activity. Everything we know: tmz.me/4abjifL

@TMZ lol

❌ EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce canceled their Rhode Island wedding party. tmz.me/3SeRelD

@b_co_co Are we supposed to cry for him?

My neighbor maxed out his 401k for 20 years. Balance: $1.4 million. He retired at 58. Now he can't touch most of it without a 10% penalty until 59½. He's a millionaire who has to budget like he's broke for 18 months…

@TrumpsHurricane Try being a woman

Prince William says “Islam is a religion of Peace and Understanding from which other religions can learn” What’s your response to him ??

@amelia_tweetz True

Grocery prices will never really go down. Once corporate America gets you used to paying something they're not gonna lower the prices. You may get a few cents off here and there, but they'll never really go down.

@BlakeLivelyLies All kinds of celebrities, promote hair products and they wear wigs

It looks like Blake Lively is wearing fake hair. You can see her real hair, that flat, greasy dark blonde in the back Or am I trippin'? It matters because she speaks for all hair; if her hair is fake then it's akin to fraud.

@facetedcarapace Probably went one block lol

I think people who don't wear bike helmets don't fully understand how fragile the human skull and their brains are. It truly just takes one solid bonk in the right spot to ruin the rest of your life.

@AVGirl4Life Not too shabby. lol

Is Margot Robbie the most beautiful woman on earth?

@litcapital 1)why was every member of the team on a separate float? 2)media was not told who was there or what celebrities are what flow 3)media locked out of walking up and down the parade route and some couldn’t even get into City Hall. Fail.

How did NYC fuck up the Knicks parade so badly? Knicks win the championship for the first time in 53 years and they get a micro parade on a Thursday morning in tiny streets near city hall Meanwhile every random tiny country gets a whole parade down 5th Ave on weekends Millions of people unable to come to the parade to celebrate their team today Absolute clown show

@UESC_Recruit @EricsRambles Not really it’s the hypocrisy and the fact that the Mayor ignored the beliefs of his wife

@EricsRambles It's always funny looking at the timelines of people who post/reply to this kinda stuff and it's always nothing but hatred for Muslims and Zionism

A "private person" was spotted at today's Knicks parade.

@Dingo3075 @TMZ Bingo

@TMZ Cracks me up when I see fans in the comments complaining about content..STOP LOOKING AT THE POSTS. lol You complain yet you check out EACH post you complain about. You don't have to click. Yes, the paps go too far at times, I agree. But either stop looking or stop complaining

@Im_Ritikaa @TMZ Pretty much like all the rest of their articles

@TMZ So basically a mansion full of “sources say” and zero confirmed details.

@EstVirgoXX @TMZ But here you are looking at the photos. she’s one of the biggest celebrities in the world -right now this is huge. She expects it and she has the money to do this in privacy. not defending it. I’m just stating some facts. If I were her I would rent a private island.

@TMZ Creeping on people like this will never not be weird as hell. That’s their private space. I’d hate for someone to do this type of shit to me

@redheadheartbrk @TMZ And still, no one cares everyone is in those files

@TMZ Hey since you’re invading her privacy for clicks I’d like to remind everybody reading the comments that the owner of TMZ is named in the Epstein files.