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Christopher Smith

@sochriscoded

Panhandle Texan. Sr. Systems Engineer. Former CS Teacher. Culturally LDS, aspiring Anglican Catholic. BYU and Houston Sports.

Utah, USA เข้าร่วม Şubat 2025
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@Idlibie @EU_Propaganda No, but you see it interferes with their ability to commit endless genocide against actual Levant people when they can shoot back.
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Everyone: “Wow, I’m struggling just a bit and it will probably get worse” New York Mag:
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New York Magazine@NYMag

“Lately, I’ve been thinking about smoking. All the time,” writes author Xochitl Gonzalez. “With each passing day of this absolutely deranged year, my desire to contemplate how to make sense of it all while puffing on a cigarette grows.” Part of this smoking thing is a yearning for the past, admits Gonzalez. Not in an effort to recapture her youth, but to recapture an approach to time and life. “I can’t personally slow down technology or fix media or the demands of capitalism or any of the other existential things that have crept into our lives,” she writes. “But maybe what I can do is stop what I’m doing, ask somebody to come outside, and take five minutes to slow down with me while I engage in the very dangerous act of holding a flaming stick to my face. This could be my rebellion.” Read Gonzalez’s full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/55vbET

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@PeacemakingSt Considering half of my mission acquaintances are also on this site, I tend to run into them fairly often.
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Peacemaking Saint@PeacemakingSt·
How often do you keep in touch with former mission companions and friends?
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C.V. Vobh@cvvobh·
@sochriscoded It would be so easy for them to say, "Our bread is better than yours on average." And Americans would be like, "Yeah, it's true!" Instead, they just can't resist being like, "Your bread isn't bread. It's actually processed asbestos fibers and rubber mingled with trans fats."
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Sohaib Athar@ReallyVirtual·
Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).
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@ViperfishLife You clearly have never had a lukewarm hot dog bun being force fed to you by a big titty goth mommy at Hodgetown stadium in Amarillo, Texas.
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well in that case
well in that case@ViperfishLife·
@sochriscoded There's a LOT of things you can call American bread but superior ain't even remotely it
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Jared Bell@jaredadairbell·
Which lines/statements do you disagree with here?
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The Wizard of Winter Quarters
The Wizard of Winter Quarters@eldritch_goof·
Based on where Joseph Smith lived in his mortal days I’m confident he’d like Midwest Emo. I know he gets it
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maybe: k*rk
maybe: k*rk@oldscarf1stweek·
Gun to your head, name a tornado
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@JFloyd314 I really thought they did at some point? I could be completely wrong though.
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Kevin Young Propagandist 🇺🇦
Kevin Young Propagandist 🇺🇦@JFloyd314·
I think it's an underrated problem in the Church that we basically treat "Church history" as the period between Joseph Smith's birth and the dedication of the Salt Lake Temple. BYU offering a class called "History of the Church from 1893-1970" would be tremendously useful.
Ben S@BSpackman

Taught an Institute class: college and grad students, RMs. Maybe 10-20% of them had even heard of Elder John Widtsoe. Lack of interest in history? Not knowing where to start? I don't know what to attribute this to.

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🍉 lala 🪐@lalababayaga·
We should've nuked Germany too.
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@schitzobabel Has someone considered telling the Germans that humans are technically made of ingredients? Actually don’t tell them that I’m worried what they’ll come up with.
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Schizobabel@schitzobabel·
The only thing poisonous about american bread is the wheat is sprayed with glyphosate to desiccate it. The rest of those ingredients are interchangeable in most breads with better oils or they keep the PH stable so microbes take longer to form. Soy lecithin keeps the bread soft. Calcium and iron enrichment isn't a bad thing and many of those also work as preservatives while also increasing the nutritional value of the bread
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