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To be fair, you had to have had cystic acne to understand Elliott Smith
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Nora Penn-Ephron
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Nora Penn-Ephron
@sortitioncrank
vibes-based conversationalist
เข้าร่วม Ekim 2012
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@C05M1C57R4N63R @jetskitosway2 This movie was on SciFi a lot as a kid and it kept me up all night freaking out :(
Kinda happy to see it has a cult following tho.
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@jetskitosway2 one of the many reasons why spontaneous combustion is one of the best movies of all time
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I never knew Triumph was Yugoslavian
RetroNewsNow@RetroNewsNow
📺On February 13, 1997, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog made his first appearance on NBC’s ‘Late Night with Conan O’Brien’
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BookTok girlies, we’re coming for your smut too
Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard
What am I going to spend all my time watching now???
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@SweatieAngle It’s extremely funny. People poorly translate these stories to English and now I can’t stop getting ads for them because my stupid ass can’t but watch the ads in total wonder.
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I support this for no reason beyond it strikes me as an incredibly funny move
Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard
What am I going to spend all my time watching now???
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@facetedcarapace I hate that he thinks this. He's legitimately phenomenal.
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@clevelandreaper Tapatío was just bought out by private equity this year, as well. :(
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Hi, we’re Cholula! You may remember our iconic hot sauce with the wooden cap but we were bought out by private equity 7 years ago. Sure, our trademark product costs 2-3x as much now but we also have taco seasoning, chips, even a chili crisp, only 5 years after that trend ended!
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One time, I was out walking my dog, and ran into this drunk dude who was like “he looks just like my Emma; combine run her over.” And then he got misty eyed and kept saying “Emmmaaa!” while petting my dog and his wife kinda rolled her eyes and was like “come ON, Rand.”
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@DEEP_RED_BELLS @FutureThatIsAku Do it! For some reason they have the barrel John Dillinger hid in.
jimbowsher.com/the-temple-of-…
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@sortitioncrank @FutureThatIsAku That sounds awesome I haven't been to wapak in years
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Hello my name is Quirk Chungus Small Town Retired Guy I spend all my time and money on wacky decor for my property and if you stop to look at it or take a picture I will fucking kill you
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@SweatieAngle they always have that ceramic "stack of books" tchotchke and they say DIOR and CHANEL on the spines.
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Idk what to call this genre of women who like use craft supplies and luxury store shopping bags to make ‘Chanel’ or whatever plastic protected diy totes-my initial reaction to it is aversion but it’s so shameless I want to dub them ‘downwardly mobile strip mall glam raccoons’
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Nora Penn-Ephron รีทวีตแล้ว
many occult texts teach techniques for how to trap jinn in vessels and circles
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@generalslug @mcmansionhell Only a certain type of girl. I bet over 60% of us were actually wearing something called like “fresh linen” or “lavender breeze.” I always remember the 00’s a a fresh scent era. 🤷♀️
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a lot of people got mad at me for this but i stand by it
O.W. Root@owroot
We need an (anti) nostalgia account dedicated to basically all the really gross 90s and 00s stuff just to really remind us about the nasty side.
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I finally have a fun customer for once. Painted the cabs white at first but it looked whack with the yellow porcelain. Removed wallpaper, repaired walls, painted cabs orange, painted window and door trim white, re-wallpapered.
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Call me crazy, but Plumeria.
Anyway, Elizabeth Arden Green Tea moggs all of ‘em.
Z⚾️E@Zo_bo_fo_sho
Millennial women were you cucumber melon or sweet pea
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The best is when they hire me to do this, but the white looks “too stark” to the customer, and then I have to go back and glaze and sponge-paint some deeper tones to make it look like stone again.
Washingtons ghost@washghost1
I’ll never understand this
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@SpottingWaldo me and my mans are ball knowers, so we watched this like "pssh, Wife doesn't get it maaann"
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This is like me when I'm explaining to my wife about how Taco Bell commits emotional abuse techniques on it's customers
Iris Seraphina @iris_seraphina
This neurodivergent autistic hubby is onto something! Burger King is stepping it up! 🍔
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@benghazi_ebooks Yes!! Sry I’m high and being too wordy.
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@sortitioncrank aren’t these all variations of the same strain of dog anyways
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Every breed listed here is banned from my reservation so now what, what defense is being presented
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Pitbull haters, this one is for you
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@benghazi_ebooks There are plenty of shepherd/sheep dogs that are not all pedigreed German Shepherds. It’s not incorrect to call a Belgian Malinois a shepherd or sheepdog. Nor a Border Collie. Etc etc
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@benghazi_ebooks This argument drives me nuts, because the term “pit bull dog” predates the foundation of the American Pit Bull Terrier by like 200 years. In fact, it predates the concept of purebred dogs. Before the late 1800’s, dogs were bred for a job; so there wasn’t a concern of bloodlines.
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