semen balloon

Gonna play chubby bunny with grilled weiners on the fourth of July

People died over the Popeyes chicken sandwich

gamestop gone be dead as shit lemme apply there holdon lol

I eat hella burgers 🍔 and hella fries 🍟 and I drink hella soder 🥤

Doordash guy was 10 minutes late so I didn't tip and reported him for sexual harasment

@kosphobia A real king keeps his crown

i had my foreskin removed when i was 8 and didn’t care

Everyone goon in the tub in your free time I've never experienced something so heavenly

BBQ condoms

yo mama so bluesky

Can farting under a blanket give you pink eye because I keep gassing myself

@loligasms4tards Pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top

Im not showing my asshole. Even if you ask nicely

@texmeplease This reminded me of that creepy ass baby ice cream ad of that dude covered in ice cream eating himself

i got high and thought a nepo baby meant they enjoyed ice cream

hiding from the baddies like anne frank 💯

my girlfriend broke up with my because i reply to woah vicky too much

both of my friends in America fell off so now I have no body to call at night or play video games with. nothing is permanent

you’re a fucking slut

swerving my car off a bridge for no apparent reason at all

@stupiddogtoy I shave my pits smooth but only trim my nutsack because I have a deep fear of accidentally slicing them open and having to tell my mom

@lovergirl1677 @UndeadLobo Mf you need to be in jail

@spiderwizard300 @UndeadLobo I fw minors what can I say.

Yes