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Sometimes I legit think my mom develops psychosis or something or she’s just rage baiting me because why would she randomly act like I’m an alcoholic for asking for a beer at a brewery she invited ME to
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big brained deslopificator
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big brained deslopificator
@suedyourdad
Writer | Researcher | Analyst | Grad Student Law & Dispute Resolution American (abroad sometimes) • institutions • history • politics
Minneapolis, MN เข้าร่วม Haziran 2015
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@AliceRHamilton BYE 😭 but true
Also im shocked he ever had a spark in his eyes to begin with
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there’s more life behind Eric Trump’s eyes good god what did they do to this kid??
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@junkcabinet You never know, it could be something else or just need a different ingredient which is why I say have your dermatologist confirm! It can be more annoying for some ppl.
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@suedyourdad good to know. i tried for 8 weeks but maybe it wasnt long enough for me.
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Usually, after a real 8-12 week trial of AmLactin, the next step for keratosis pilaris is to have your dermatologist confirm it’s actually KP and then switch to a urea or salicylic acid or have a dermatologist add a topical retinoid such as adapalene or tretinoin :/
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@suedyourdad @sn0oozey amlacting did NAWT work for me 😭
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you would have to surgically remove me from his chest
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@junkcabinet @sn0oozey How long did you use it and how often did you apply it
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@facetedcarapace They apply to be on Real Housewives or remarry
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what happens to these women when their husbands fuck off and they are 38 years old with 4 kids and zero work experience, education, or skills
REINNAAAA 🦉𐃈@glitteryfem
i’ve been seeing so much tradwife propaganda lately
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They had a thriving product people actively wanted and somehow made it so toxic and unreliable that customers became afraid to touch it…
Spectacular fumble.
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Idk how drug traffickers fucked up so bad they ruined their own product but they did it like they West Wilson-ed the drug industry
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I would be considered underweight at 120 so I would definitely be depressed because my organs would be getting deprived of nutrients and shutting down
kiwi@Keiweei
Bitch if u 120lbs and lower u have NOTHING to be depressed abt
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@marlbluero_ Kill them 🥴
(For legal reasons this is a joke not real advice)
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Literally.
They have boy moms, so now we have housekeepers.
♱ katana ♱@aspenkatana
Soft launching you have a house keeper so he knows to never expect that kinda domestic labor from you
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big brained deslopificator รีทวีตแล้ว
Soft launching you have a house keeper so he knows to never expect that kinda domestic labor from you
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Trying to convince this guy on threads who’s scared of leftists that I work for Antifa headquarters where my job is to force ppl to become gay
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Also to clarify I’m talking about THAT specific guy phrasing: “Oh, her? She’s good people.”
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I can’t explain it but any guy who says, “they’re good ppl” ends up being toxic
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@suedyourdad Can’t wait to be back home, VibezZz 😌
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They’re so stupid… They think they’re announcing a universal beauty standard, but they’re really just handing women a free filtration system.
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Like ok so I want to wear more of that to avoid being harassed and also that guy is a pussy who’s scared of expression got it
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I love how men confidently say out loud what they hate on women as if it’s going to like shame us out of it when it just gives us the blueprint for their weak points and how to avoid men like them in general lol
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