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@tzannatzik a beautiful compliment in the circles i socialise in 🩷

I'm not going the party she's off to bc the host's son is a cop and I "can't be trusted to not make a scene" asdfghjkl

Silly me agreed to help my ma put lashes on earlier, but now I'm in bed all cosy and she wants to take me up on it 😭😭

@tessdots genuinely obsessed with your dog. do you have any more pictures of her .. its ok if you dont wanna

she insisted on sitting next to this man on the bus

@shirlpuzz she’s gotta fight for this love

She can’t be serious with this get up. I just know Diana is cackling #troopingthecolour

@eugeeene you right now david

It's a sunny day, I'm a little bit tipsy in a field, Pendulum are playing propane nightmares on the main stage. Everything is okay

@brefenty miette, it means little crumb

@tessdots what’d you even name her

nigga got a pet dust bunny 🤣🤣🤣

please stop shipping me with this man i am a lesbian

@MaloraHightower @faded200kc teacup chihuahua, 3.5 years old!

@faded200kc @tessdots looks like a Chihuahua to me, maybe a Chihuahua/Papillion mix? probably still a puppy if the second one. Hope the OP answers. ❤️

@itsjordannh he was nice, he gave her a pet

@tessdots What did the man’s opinion on this seem to be?

@ashbesad she’s only 15 minutes old 🩷

@EnolaJon i love catholicism i have FOMO

I know some of you are fans of me Catholicmaxxing (thank you @tessdots for the term), so I thought I’d show you the tools I have for the next 2 hours where I’ll be keeping watch before the Blessed Sacrament.

@parkinscroat you’d rather them find out when you start speaking?

Always been a headphones > earphones guy but you can't wear headphones in public these days because everyone assumes your autistic.

@MULLET_FAN_NEO don’t understand why people do the worst part (putting it in the bag) just to dump it. why are you weather proofing dog shit

WHO THE FUCK PICKS UP THEIR DOGS SHIT JUST TO PUT IT ON A MEMORIAL BENCH WHEN THERE’S LOADS OF BINS ABOUT?? DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD IMHO

@EnolaJon 😊

@tessdots I’m still calling them ducks, don’t worry, Tess

Turns out these are geese? Sorry lads, I won’t mislabel you in future

on a crazy run of finding free cigs

@BritishSpiders @Chinahand4 @UKgardenspiders ah okay, i thought this was a mating spur! i will look at the pedipalps for this species in the future :)

@tessdots @Chinahand4 @UKgardenspiders I cannot see anything on the legs other than the normal spines present on all legs and in most spider species. There are some subtle differences between males and females of this species (size and markings) and when mature, presence of swollen palps would indicate a male.

This wee beastie was crawling on the ceiling in Scotland - East Lothian. A small fellow who I thought was a juvenile but what do I know. They've got good and hairy legs! @BritishSpiders @UKgardenspiders any ideas of the species? #Spiders #Biology

i don't know how to feel about kristen bell