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I deleted my tweet about the big reason a lot of women can’t climax from penetration is because they’re too in their head, but it’s true. It’s no way 90% of y’all should be walking around not gettin that and blaming it on men. They show us pleasure, but it’s up to us to get ours

I'm a running man. If by Allah's doing, I get married to a woman who makes life worse for me, I'd abandon her and the kids. They shall fend for themselves, and the world will carry on. Not to worry, I really do not have a conscience.

I'm a running man. If by Allah's doing, I get married to a woman who makes life worse for me, I'd abandon her and the kids. They shall fend for themselves, and the world will carry on. Not to worry, I really do not have a conscience.

We have gigantic creatures in the sea which can sing for hours and have arteries so big you can crawl through them. (whales) We have birds that fly 50,000 miles every year. From the antarctic to the arctic and back again. (arctic tern) We have living creatures which never get old and never die naturally. (jellyfish) We have animals which you can force through a sieve, and they can reassemble themselves. (sponges) We have an ancient line of animals which once had 30 or more successful species, and has gone extinct down to just one single representative, and that representative has conquered the entire world (us). We have horrors that look just like rocks and if you step on them your whole world becomes agonizing pain. (toadfish) We have animals who hide inside other animals, and when you eat that animal, they enter your intestines and live there. (tapeworms) We have plants which live on other plants and never touch the ground. There's a fruit tree that grows around another tree, and eventually kills and replaces it. (strangler fig) We have gliding lizards, marsupials, snakes, frogs, and rodents. What the heck do you need fairies for?

I’m way too programmed to doing any and everything for myself to relate to the crap yall be talking about tbh

Yeah I don’t think +234 citizens marry people they love because these takes are crazy

make i lodge so we fit talk and laugh?😭 wetin do your papa house ??😭

Temi Ajibade shares a vlog of how she celebrated her 30th birthday.

i sincerely don’t have any girl in my life.

My friend recently started a 9-5 and her man has been funding her Chowdeck wallet so that she doesn’t worry about lunch. You can’t teach this romance thing.🥹

get one new rat wey i see enter this house now, i no go even pursue am or kpai am, others go tell am wetin their eyes dey see for here.

One business mistake you can make right now is importing cars to Nigeria. My brother has had four cars he imported from Canada for about seven months now, but he still hasn’t found buyers.

Young Lagosian shows the different buses he takes to work and how much each one costs. When added together, his transport fare comes to almost ₦70,000 every month.