Haley 🌒

@Publix yeah hi???? why have you taken away my cheerwine omg

anyways what an upgrade hi @progressive love u already 🫶

just saved nearly $200 per month by getting rid of @DirectAutoIns (mind you, I have been a customer of theirs for several years) and they’ve done nothing but hike up my rates every single year. bye

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@TatesBakeShop you have ruined my life

what in the entire fuck is this dude talking about lmao this generation won’t be having “inheritance” to even leave behind thanks to all the greedy lunatics in office

@CanadaDry please please please never discontinue my beloved fruit splash please i beg of you ITS BECOME A HOUSEHOLD STAPLE pls pls pls I already have to fight tooth and nail to buy them before they sell out as is ⚠️ DONT GET RID OF IT ⚠️

wow i am so glad i decided to be a cheapskate and buy the Walmart brand nutella and have a nice amount of it as a treat only to find it RIDDLED with sunflower oil (allergic) 😍😍😍😍😍 I wanted to be covered in hives thanks it was worth saving $1 😍😍😍😍😍

my dead grandma

how are u gonna tell your whole military this is some type of biblical apocalyptic war for Christ and then immediately blow up a fucking elementary school? we deserve whatever happens to us at this point

@Publix instead of the free bar cake or ice cream for birthdays can you please please please please gift me with a PUB SUB (or make it an option as well as the others) 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😍

Why has nobody in the White House press corps asked @realDonaldTrump if he ate the big arch burger tf that’s a guy who eats McDonald’s every day

@Timcee87Th @romerley @hodgetwins Living

@romerley @hodgetwins Free them from wat

Don’t care if we lose all our followers over this war we won’t stay quiet about Americans getting sent to die for Israel

@romerley @hodgetwins Hell yea we freed all the kids (freed them from earth) at that Iranian school when we bombed it ❤️ and the hospital in Tehran ❤️ enjoy ur freedom Iran courtesy of the USA

@hodgetwins It’s not just for Israel, you realise it’s happening to free 89 million people in Iran, but shows you have antisemitic views

@SecKennedy @RobertKennedyJr @KidRock 👹 MY NAME IS KID 👹

I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.

our country is just a cesspool of pedos and some of the most hateful people in existence. And sometimes both.

If Trump isn’t in the files/did nothing wrong, why the fuck isn’t he pushing to get people prosecuted for being PEDOPHILES??? I’m tired of these mfs playing in our fucking face

us: can u raise the minimum wage now US government: no lol extremely rich pedos: i don’t want to pay taxes US government: ok 🙂

Weirdly specific thing that smells really good to me: small town churches when nobody is in them. Like especially the little office rooms etc with THESE chairs in them