star baby 💫

chicken thighs are exponentially better than chicken breasts and i’m tired of pretending like they’re not

@Pix3lat3_ what are you looking for ? i have. great gnocchi recipe

Do you guys have any good veg centered recipes?? THANK YOU I APPRECIATE YOU

the best library i’ve ever built on the sims did not save 😀

i so badly want to post something highly cancel-able just to prove a point but i will not.

@fatherpineapple i also love ben and jerry’s

i need a bj

@jakevillainhaal have fun with lamictal you dweeb

Date idea: we exchange prescriptions

@keroseneheights kerosene heights and the height is just 6’4”

u could say we outgrew basement shows

the big mozz sandwich from Sheetz

@Foramity brown eyes ftw

Put that tongue back in your mouth Counting inches The kids miss you… Got 0 hoes Hates cheese Mexican me but bigger Needs to get over their ex The devil (but actually an angel) Doesn’t have a fire cape Narcissist The biggest brown eyes My goats

@SweetTeaFiend64 that’s shannon 🙂‍↕️

@thesecoldbones Dang thought I was baby bangs for a second maybe next time

big backyard luci couture the canadian (1) the canadian (2) swampy mrs swampy twin lawyer foomf angel with the baby bangs bald short king

@Taco_X5 how do you know you’re not the bald

@thesecoldbones Boo, I didn’t make the list

@GuckTruck3000 they don’t do returns on ANY merch either !! boycott the rat haven !!

At Bucee's for the first time and this place is a fucking nightmare. Holy shit, I feel like im in redneck hell

@formativegay hey ma look i made it !

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay girlfriend gay gay gay

@meowthington 🫂

@thesecoldbones my best friend passed when we were 17 and it KILLS me every year that im older than him

today i’m thinking about things that make me feel very mortal such as my oldest two kids starting kindergarten this fall also my best friend who passed away when he was 23 and how i’m older than him now and about how i have wrinkles by my eyes from squinting and laughing and just … the world in general ya know ??

when i see someone really cool on the TL and i go to their profile and it says “follow back” AHH

@momoynero you hate me

Having to hit a lot of not interested today on tweets. Knock it off

@babbyghoulll @venicecemetery another bad bitch with web tattoos, i love u

Buy my first drink if u think im pretty

chat im being so productive today its like the seasonal depression just left my body as soon as the sun came out and it became 68°

i’m not being nice to men anymore. they don’t deserve it.

Today is World Tattoo Day.