Testicle Guy

Day 1 of posting my testicles until they are worth $2

𝗩𝗗𝗛: 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡. Victor Davis Hanson has spent fifty years studying how wars end. When he says the tide is turning, it's worth listening to why. His argument isn't based on what the Pentagon is saying. It's based on how everyone else is behaving. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗘𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀. VDH's rule: Europeans never agree to go anywhere near a conflict unless they think the winning side has already been determined. They didn't help in the early days. Now they're starting to move. That movement is not idealism. It's a calculation. They've looked at the battlefield and decided which way this ends. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝘂𝗹𝗳 𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗼-𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀. The Saudis, the Emiratis, the Qataris — these governments have survived for generations by reading the regional climate with precision. When they expel Iranian military attachés, when they intercept Iranian missiles over their own capitals and say nothing about American strikes, when the UAE reaffirms its $1.4 trillion investment commitment to the United States mid-war — they are not making ideological statements. They are placing bets. And they are betting on the United States. 𝗔𝗹 𝗝𝗮𝘇𝗲𝗲𝗿𝗮. This is the one that should stop you cold. Al Jazeera — the Qatari state media network, historically critical of American military action, the network Tucker Carlson and the anti-war right love to cite against Israel — is now calling the U.S. bombing campaign brilliant and effective, and saying it has been underestimated. When the media outlet of a nation that hosts both the largest American air base in the Middle East and a Hamas political office starts praising American military effectiveness, the message is unmistakable: 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘯. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗹. A-10 Warthogs and Apache helicopter gunships are now flying strike missions in Iranian airspace at will. VDH's point: you only deploy those aircraft when there is effectively no air defense left to threaten them. They are slow, low-flying, close-support platforms. Their presence confirms what the Pentagon has been claiming — Iran has no meaningful air defense remaining. Iran's strategy now is rope-a-dope. Run out the clock. Wait for American public opinion to shift. Hope the midterms create political pressure on Trump to stop. It is the only play they have left. VDH's conclusion: if Trump sees it through — and he believes he will — the regime falls. Not in years. 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝘀𝗼𝗼𝗻. 𝗪𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗱𝗼, 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝘆. 𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮.

@ISephara A lot of Christians died :(

There is no actual empirical evidence that six million of them died.

@PhilaFanCentral Philly fans are so retarded they don’t even watch the video “I got a call from DeMeco (meaning their head coach) and I hung up the phone and told my wife, it feels like Houston really wants me” & you turn this into a beef with the fans 😂 holy smooth brain

Bro the Eagles signed you undrafted in 2022, elevated you to a starter in 2023, extended you with guaranteed money in 2024, and voted you as a team captain in 2025

@RealMamaEagle Philly fans are so retarded they don’t even watch the video “I got a call from DeMeco (meaning their head coach) and I hung up the phone and told my wife, it feels like Houston really wants me” & you turn this into a beef with the fans 😂😂 holy smooth brain

Was literally a fan favorite here and we were the team to take a chance on him being a UDFA, but okay Reed. LOL.

“The regime will probably collapse” - Scott Bessent on Iran

The United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands and Japan have released a joint statement expressing their readiness to contribute to appropriate efforts to ensure the safe passage of commercial shipping through the Strait of Hormuz.

@CryptoMikli one of us

Tony Robbins reveals he put $10,000 into a penny stocks at 18 and lost everything “When I was like 18, I lived in Marina Del Rey, and this woman pulled up in a brand new Rolls-Royce Corniche convertible. She was a knockout. I was dumb enough to think I had a moment with her, so I talked to her and asked what business she was in. She said, ‘My husband’s business, he’s in penny stocks.’ And I said the dumbest thing you could say, ‘Do you have any tips?’” “She said, ‘Actually, we do. We’ve got a penny stock that’s about to shoot.’ I took $10K, which was a huge amount for me at the time. It went up for a little, and then it went through the floor, and that’s what taught me you don’t speculate”

The economy has been broken since 2008. The United States has essentially imported cheap labor while leaving the average American citizen behind. COVID turbocharged this. We have technically been in a recession since 22/23 but we added COVID jobs back into the market. Since 2023, AI has completely destroyed every job we added back from COVID. AI put the nail in the coffin. The only thing you can hope is for the United States to come out this Iran conflict swiftly, safely, & on top. Any other outcome and billions suffer around the world.

@5FITCEO @CarlosDosS3332 did bro just judgeyou for observing others?

@CarlosDosS3332 This is not judging Carlos

The more I read the Bible, the more I learn that ppl don't read the Bible.

@gabe_teee in college i became, like many others, atheist/agnostic (i honestly thought i was superior to others) years later i came back to Christ and actually realized that i didn’t have a single clue

Once people become Atheists, they suddenly feel like they've achieved a level of smartness that no one has ever attained before

@einarronci @factpostnews @R89Capital feel like it’s too little too late

@thetesticlesguy @factpostnews @R89Capital Powell can do something about it by lowering rates bigly !

Jerome Powell: The Fed is concerned about the very, very low level of job creation. Over the past 6 months, if you adjust for overcounting, there is effectively zero net job creation in the private sector.

Christ is King

Donald Trump Approval Among MAGA 🟢 Approve: 100% 🔴 Disapprove: 0% NBC poll (via CNN)

Dear Zack (@Asmongold), I just want you to know how grateful we Iranians are that you're using your huge platform to be a voice for the oppressed and voiceless people of Iran. When Iran is free, we can't wait to invite you to come celebrate our freedom with us. Thank you for being our voice when so many have been trying to silence us. We see you, we see your efforts, and we appreciate you.

@GhostofCrockett @unseen1_unseen who said that?

@thetesticlesguy @unseen1_unseen Yall have been saying that the point of Iran was to deter china and show our resolve and cut off their oil and yada yada Now you think we are going to align with china directly?

And the trap closes....next up a meeting with China. Pay attention.....

Bryce Harper enjoyed every second of his unbelievably clutch homer

@brian_armstrong are you retarded

Getting old shouldn't be viewed as inevitable, just because it happens to everyone. It's a disease that kills over 100,000 people a day, and hopefully it will be optional in the future.

@RonaldJMoeller Definitely. I personally think we should have crushed their ballistic & nuke capes, but Trump has a plan, he has definitely earned the confidence of any clear eyed observer.

America’s greatest ally, Israel, has ordered the Church of the Holy Sepulchre closed amid the Iran War, with the Empty Tomb barricaded, and no plans to open during Holy Week. The Holy Fire will not be present either. It is the first time in millennia that this event has happened. Follow: @AFpost